Also, I was right and he didn't realize they were trolling.
Here's what actually happened:
You intervened in a convo you weren't a part of. In the course of this misguided white knighting stupidity you then misunderstood an obvious joke.
I reacted to your post that misunderstood the joke. Not an emoji, a reaction. Not that you care about facts or terminology. This was intended as both a reaction, and also a notice that 'Hey, maybe I should take a closer look at this to see why people are giving me a "Seriously?" reaction.'
You didn't do this, and proceeded to call me a drooling retard because YOU didn't get the joke. This was strike 2 and where you doubled down on stupid.
I then made a post that didn't insult you but said I was laughing at you.
You then proceeded to STILL not understand the joke and call me a dipshit and then complain that by me not insulting you I wasn't complying with grownup section rules. This was tripling down on stupid.
As this is a habit and a pattern that I've noticed from you over the years: specifically that you're an idiot and love to do and say stupid shit like this, I decided it's time for you to spend a little time in the shaw to reflect on your behavior.
After this post, I've decided you need some more time than a week to reflect on what you did and how you can improve. Maybe another month will do it, but it might take longer.
How long it takes is up to you, though you may not believe or understand that.