RIP Araysar

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AWW FUCK LOL

I knew a guy in one of my armor battalions at Ft Riley who had something like that

Nobody knew he had it or wtf that kind of thing was, until he pranked someone by pulling it out of the bottom of his PT shorts like some sort of fleshy blackjack, and slapping it up against a guys head from behind. And of course, we all thought he just pseudo-teabagged the guy from behind.

So of course we had to break up the ensuing fistfight, and then afterwards he was defending himself by arguing that it WASN'T his nutsack, but rather...he called it his 'klingon'. And dude had no reluctance pull it out AGAIN, in front of literally everyone, to show people that it wasn't his nutsack.

I guess (according to him), he'd had his forever, and there were fucking veins and shit running through it, so no Dr (?) ever supposedly thought that cutting his off was worth the risk or the trouble. Either that, or he just made that up to deflect (?)

I always wondered how that dude ever did PT or road marched without that motherfucking thing turning into a bloody, raw mass.
 
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Erronius said:
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AWW FUCK LOL

I knew a guy in one of my armor battalions at Ft Riley who had something like that

Nobody knew he had it or wtf that kind of thing was, until he pranked someone by pulling it out of the bottom of his PT shorts like some sort of fleshy blackjack, and slapping it up against a guys head from behind. And of course, we all thought he just pseudo-teabagged the guy from behind.

So of course we had to break up the ensuing fistfight, and then afterwards he was defending himself by arguing that it WASN'T his nutsack, but rather...he called it his 'klingon'. And dude had no reluctance pull it out AGAIN, in front of literally everyone, to show people that it wasn't his nutsack.

I guess (according to him), he'd had his forever, and there were fucking veins and shit running through it, so no Dr (?) ever supposedly thought that cutting his off was worth the risk or the trouble. Either that, or he just made that up to deflect (?)

I always wondered how that dude ever did PT or road marched without that motherfucking thing turning into a bloody, raw mass.
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Damn.
RIP Foler Foler
 
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Izo Izo 's Phrase of the Day: Pedunculated Mass

Thanks to Google Image Search, I then found this

WTF is a hypopharynx anyways?

I thought that was the dude's tongue, but noooooooo....

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Well-differentiated, pedunculated liposarcoma of the hypopharynx

Liposarcoma of the hypopharynx is extremely rare, as only 28 cases have been reported in the literature. The cardinal symptom of liposarcoma is progre…
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Erronius said:
Izo Izo 's Phrase of the Day: Pedunculated Mass

Thanks to Google Image Search, I then found this

WTF is a hypopharynx anyways?

I thought that was the dude's tongue, but noooooooo....

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www.sciencedirect.com

Well-differentiated, pedunculated liposarcoma of the hypopharynx

Liposarcoma of the hypopharynx is extremely rare, as only 28 cases have been reported in the literature. The cardinal symptom of liposarcoma is progre…
www.sciencedirect.com www.sciencedirect.com
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Looks like a fiberoptics intubation challenge. Nice :)
 
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you guys won’t believe this… Araysar faked his own death for life insurance fraud. Unbelievable…. He’s currently in jail on a 1 mil bond awaiting trial.
 
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I imagine Araysar in real life as the guy from Die Antwoord.

 
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