Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

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Picasso3

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What do rubiks mom and a fax machine have in common?
Any time you call them up they squeel for a while and then ask to load tray 1 or 2
 
Joeboo

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Rubik's momma is so fat and dumb that she tears apart computers looking for cookies
 
Quaid

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Your mama's so fat when they were handing out AMD she thought they were saying A&W and asked for seconds.
 
lurkingdirk

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Loading "RubiksMomma.jpg"................................. .................................................. ................................. java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
 
Chanur

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Rubik's mama so fat she can't take a serial bus she has to take a serial train.
 
lurkingdirk

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public class You{ public static void main(String[] args){ Int RubiksMom = 1; boolean is_fat = true; while(is_fat){ RubiksMom++; } System.out.println("Rubik's momma is so fat this text will never appear when you run this program"); } }
 
moonarchia

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Rubik's momma is so nasty that McAffee runs ... in the opposite direction.
 
Noodleface

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I think your mom's missing some critical security updates, because it took me no time at all to get into her backdoor.
 
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