Vorph
Silver Baronet of the Realm
Black humor isn't the same as serious. Trying to be too serious gets you a game like GTA IV, and that's the last thing I'd ever want from Saints Row. Plus, SR2's silly shit was a hell of a lot funnier than anything in 3 or 4. I've never laughed so hard at a video game as I did the first time through SR2 doing the septic truck missions. 3 and 4 have their moments, sure, but the writing for 2 was on a whole different level.Vorph is just a grumpy octogenarian.
They'll never go back to the series roots. The sillier shit in SR2 was what made them stand apart from other GTA clones which is why they embraced it with SR3 and forward. There are tons of serious GTA clones on the market if you want to play one, there's no need for yet another.
And I've played pretty much every GTA clone out there. SR2 is like the Planescape: Torment of sandbox games; nothing else in the genre can even remotely compete.