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DickTrickle

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I'm clenching at my desk to try and squeeze this one into a no-wipe diamond. Will report back on progress in ~2 hours.
I've had a bunch of those lately. Really feel like everything in life, all the trials and tribulations, have led up to this delivery of repeated perfection. Life is great.
 
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Bandwagon

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Waited all day to shit. Quarter past four and my stomach feels like a pot simmering tapioca. Waddle upstairs to unleash hell; office is completely empty because it's friday and the boss is gone.

Pure bliss.
 
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iannis

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Feed him less canned food. Cats ain't supposed to have wet shit.

Kibble is good for their teeth and good for their gut!
 
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Foler

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Izo

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That shit pick is like 3 months old from when i first got him and switched his food. So stop giving me
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bullshit
In for a penny, in for a pound. Post vid of your cats current poops, Sir. Clearly these gentlemen would like to assess the evidence.
 
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Hateyou

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I really like spicy food, jalapeños, habanero, etc. Anyone else who does understands the next day usually sucks. Why is spicy the only flavor your butthole can taste? Someone should do something to fix this.
 

Izo

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I really like spicy food, jalapeños, habanero, etc. Anyone else who does understands the next day usually sucks. Why is spicy the only flavor your butthole can taste? Someone should do something to fix this.
Try sitting on your food instead, might taste better in your mouth in the morning.
 
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Foler

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In for a penny, in for a pound. Post vid of your cats current poops, Sir. Clearly these gentlemen would like to assess the evidence.
Sorry I'll only fedex overnight samples.
 
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