Shit

Bandwagon · Jan 25, 2021

TJT said:
That shit is 3 hours long bro.

Bandwagon · Jan 25, 2021

Impatient farts and 3 close calls,
On the cusp of a shart and stinky balls,
double booked, it's *MY* tee time,
turkey's cooked, this bird is brined

MusicForFish · Jan 25, 2021

This one hurts so much.

Bandwagon · Jan 26, 2021

Blissfully firm, sadistically stinky.

Bandwagon · Feb 4, 2021

Erronius · Feb 4, 2021

Why is it that sometimes...not every time...I take a huge compacted dooker, it comes out with a 180 degree hook in the end?

Looks like a fecal shepherds crook, LOL

Bandwagon · Feb 4, 2021

Erronius said:
Why is it that sometimes...not every time...I take a huge compacted dooker, it comes out with a 180 degree hook in the end?

Looks like a fecal shepherds crook, LOL

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Mine comes out like canned cat food. I can teach it to hold a tune, but not a hook. Impressive.

Erronius · Feb 4, 2021

I might have to ask Dr

Izo for a fecal consult

Erronius · Feb 4, 2021

Wait, no, NM, the last time I asked Izo something he basically told me not to be an Amerifat and to just...eat less food.

The horror. The HORROR...

Izo · Feb 4, 2021

Cane = compacted up to the flexura. Constipation / overeating / too little anal massage. Recommend you get laxatives that focus on bowel movement, laxoberal drops + exercise + pegging.
Major dump = too much anal massage / constipation / overeating. Recommend you get laxatives that focus on softening, magnesiumhydroxide + exercise - pegging.