Should I lie on my business school application and say I'm gay?

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I'm looking through the class profiles of all the top business schools that I'm considering and these fucks are all pushing the diversity shit real hard. Obviously I can't do much about being a white male shitlord, but I don't see how it could hurt to say that I'm gay on the application. I could even join some sort of gay business fraternity in the meantime to add credibility, then on my essays I could write about how hard it was being gay in college to excuse my mediocre GPA. Is there honestly any downside to this?


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kegkilla said:
I'm looking through the class profiles of all the top business schools that I'm considering and these fucks are all pushing the diversity shit real hard. Obviously I can't do much about being a white male shitlord, but I don't see how it could hurt to say that I'm gay on the application. I could even join some sort of gay business fraternity in the meantime to add credibility, then on my essays I could write about how hard it was being gay in college to excuse my mediocre GPA. Is there honestly any downside to this?


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Gay native american transgender amputee veteran. Probably increases your acceptance chance the most
 
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ZyyzYzzy said:
Gay native american transgender amputee veteran. Probably increases your acceptance chance the most
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If I said that there was Native American lineage in my family would they verify that or would I just get away with it like Liz Warren?
 
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If I said that there was Native American lineage in my family would they verify that or would I just get away with it like Liz Warren?
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I seriously wonder how they verify you're not black if you put black. Is there a black race checker when you show up for Fish week? If you're even vaguely hispanic looking I'd put hispanic.
 
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kegkilla said:
I'm looking through the class profiles of all the top business schools that I'm considering and these fucks are all pushing the diversity shit real hard. Obviously I can't do much about being a white male shitlord, but I don't see how it could hurt to say that I'm gay on the application. I could even join some sort of gay business fraternity in the meantime to add credibility, then on my essays I could write about how hard it was being gay in college to excuse my mediocre GPA. Is there honestly any downside to this?
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If you keep up with the shitlord meta, you'd know that gay white males are still FUCKING WHITE MALES and aren't fully worthy of non-shitlord status. One dumb faggot went so far as to say that Peter Thiel, a gay conservative outed by a tabloid, wasn't really "gay" he just enjoys sex with men. NickYoungConfused.jpg

So shit-stabbing isn't as good an out you may think. ZyyzYzzy's minority fakery is probably gonna get you further with the Office of Shitlord Management.

Also, you may discover you love the cock when hanging out with all your new gay besties. Not sure if that is a downside or not.

EDIT: DAMMIT Az beat me to the punch on the "buttsex doesn't make you gay" article. Whatevs, advice stands.
 
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In point of fact, I would definitely suggest that lying is probably the only way you're getting in anywhere decent, so I would do that.
 
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Keg, if you do lie, just be prepared to fuck a dude in front of an admissions officer
 
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Keg, if you do lie, just be prepared to fuck a dude in front of an admissions officer
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Ok, now please rim the gentleman in front of you, Mr. Killa. We'd like to make sure you have what it takes.
 
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Ok, now please rim the gentleman in front of you, Mr. Killa. We'd like to make sure you have what it takes.
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Does anyone seriously think kegkilla would have a problem with this either way?
 
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Well, he pussied out on pissing on a J53 ho. Could be he'd suck dick though.
 
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Well, he pussied out on pissing on a J53 ho. Could be he'd suck dick though.
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The ho was female, correct? Might have discovered the issue.
 
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