Should I lie on my business school application and say I'm gay?

kegkilla · Oct 18, 2016

Shonuff said:
Actually, I was already an Executive at the age of 30 by the time I was accepted into a t1 MBA program. I was the only in my cohort already an Executive. And I became an Executive by the time I was 30 because I outsold everyone else in the country for years, and there were 500 of us in the position. None of that is made up, Tuco verified who I was years ago, from newspaper articles and my resume.

It doesn't surprise me you need to try to apply for protected status to try accomplish anything in your life, you fucking loser.

UT isn't a T1 business school. Sorry, you didn't sell enough magazines to make it with the big boys.

Shonuff · Oct 18, 2016

kegkilla said:
UT isn't a T1 business school. Sorry, you didn't sell enough magazines to make it with the big boys.

UT is ranked #14 in Forbes and 17 for US News and World Report. Top 20 is the definition of T1. When I was there, it was higher for Business Week, which means nothing now anyway, that I'm self employed. Rick Perry has been on a push to more the program more inclusive (meaning lower standards to get it), but standards were more rigorous when I was there. Like a few % difference from #1.

I'm surprised you can even get forum access from your trailer.

kegkilla · Oct 18, 2016

Cad said:
What if you changed your name to Mohammad Al'Akbar Kasoofi

Wouldn't that conflict with the gay angle? I'd probably be expected to blow myself up.

TrollfaceDeux · Oct 18, 2016

You could lead a gay life for a year, post it everywhere on social media, and guarantee yourself with proof that you are gay. And then lead another 4-6 years of gay life during your school years.

After that, you would be able to become a completed faggot.

ZyyzYzzy · Oct 18, 2016

I went to JHU for my masters but I'm not black like lyrical. Dat affirmative action

kegkilla · Oct 18, 2016

Shonuff said:
UT is ranked #14 in Forbes and 17 for US News and World Report. Top 20 is the definition of T1. When I was there, it was higher for Business Week, which means nothing now anyway, that I'm self employed. Rick Perry has been on a push to more the program more inclusive (meaning lower standards to get it), but standards were more rigorous when I was there. Like a few % difference from #1.

I'm surprised you can even get forum access from your trailer.

Good to know, I'll add it to my short list. When I see you at the alumni functions would you prefer I address you as Lyrical, Shonuff, or Uncle Tom?

kegkilla · Oct 18, 2016

ZyyzYzzy said:
I went to JHU for my masters but I'm not black like lyrical. Dat affirmative action

I looked at the MBA program there but it doesn't seem very good.

ZyyzYzzy · Oct 18, 2016

kegkilla said:
I looked at the MBA program there but it doesn't seem very good.

O i got a masters in science not a MBA.

kegkilla · Oct 18, 2016

ZyyzYzzy said:
O i got a masters in science not a MBA.

Yeah, JHU is excellent in the sciences. Business not as much.

Kuriin · Oct 18, 2016

Shonuff said:
Actually, I was already an Executive at the age of 30 by the time I was accepted into a t1 MBA program. I was the only in my cohort already an Executive. And I became an Executive by the time I was 30 because I outsold everyone else in the country for years, and there were 500 of us in the position. None of that is made up, Tuco verified who I was years ago, from newspaper articles and my resume.

It doesn't surprise me you need to try to apply for protected status to try accomplish anything in your life, you fucking loser.

My cock is so large and juicy. Like. Big.

Shonuff · Oct 18, 2016

Kuriin said:
My cock is so large and juicy. Like. Big.

Sorry, I'm not into guys, but Keg apparently now is, so hit him up.

a_skeleton_03 · Oct 18, 2016

Kuriin said:
My cock is so large and juicy. Like. Big.

Mine isn't great but should we have a contest for the good of the forum?

Kuriin · Oct 18, 2016

Agreed. Just as long it's not goblin cock, it will be all good.

I had to stick a foley catheter in a patient a couple days ago who was uncircumcised and probably never retracted his foreskin. It took me like 10 minutes to try and find his urethra because I couldn't retract it all the way and the poor dude had serious BPH and retained like 1L of urine.

My point is...uncut dicks are gross.

Nester · Oct 18, 2016

I say do it,

You may want to suck a dick at least once so you can hang your hat on a pixel of truth, which makes for a more convincing lie.

radditsu · Oct 18, 2016

Why does it matter if you are gay to get into a business school? Retarded

lurkingdirk · Oct 18, 2016

Kuriin said:
My point is...uncut dicks are gross.

Start a poll. How many here are cut, how many not, how many if forced at gun point to suck a dick are hoping it's cut, you know-those old questions.

Kuriin · Oct 18, 2016

Unless you're into chewing on foreskin and potential smegma, I think most guys prefer cut. :

CaughtCross · Oct 19, 2016

Half Egyptian myself and have never seen the option for Middle Eastern ethnicity in my life. Arabs dont get affirmative action and are considered caucasian.

TrollfaceDeux · Oct 19, 2016

I am surprised by the fact that yellow asians are actually penalized for being asians and whites are not.

Mist · Oct 19, 2016

How much of a lie is this really?

Should I lie on my business school application and say I'm gay?

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