Should I lie on my business school application and say I'm gay?

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kegkilla said:
I'm looking through the class profiles of all the top business schools that I'm considering and these fucks are all pushing the diversity shit real hard. Obviously I can't do much about being a white male shitlord, but I don't see how it could hurt to say that I'm gay on the application. I could even join some sort of gay business fraternity in the meantime to add credibility, then on my essays I could write about how hard it was being gay in college to excuse my mediocre GPA. Is there honestly any downside to this?


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Bro, we leave in a world where you can choose your gender or orientation daily based on how you feel. You aren't lying on the form if you feel gay today while filling it out but feel straight every other day of your life.

Just consider the possibility of sex with a male for a few minutes and if it doesn't totally turn you off then you are in the clear.
 
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How far are you willing to take it? If you're willing to take it ass to mouth in order to get this job, lie away.
 
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Kuriin said:
Clearly being gay means you will have a shitty GPA.






























lol.
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obviously it would be some sort of story about how I was afraid to come out and be gay during the Bush years and became depressed and my school work suffered. then Obama came into the office and rainbows sprouted everywhere and made everything better.
 
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kegkilla said:
obviously it would be some sort of story about how I was afraid to come out and be gay during the Bush years and became depressed and my school work suffered. then Obama came into the office and rainbows sprouted everywhere and made everything better.
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I mean technically you should be more afraid as a gay under Obama due to his acceptance of Islamic "refugees"
 
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Why not just be truthful, don't they have a special ed program
 
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Will they interview you before hand?
If no might as well write middle eastern ancestry as well.

If they ask details you say middle east of europe.
 
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Don't you look Syrian?
The gay thing cant hurt.
If they ask on the interview, tell them you'll rather not talk about that and you'll rather be judged on your merits.
 
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kegkilla said:
I'm looking through the class profiles of all the top business schools that I'm considering and these fucks are all pushing the diversity shit real hard. Obviously I can't do much about being a white male shitlord, but I don't see how it could hurt to say that I'm gay on the application. I could even join some sort of gay business fraternity in the meantime to add credibility, then on my essays I could write about how hard it was being gay in college to excuse my mediocre GPA. Is there honestly any downside to this?

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In all seriousness, you already are gay, so no lie is needed.
 
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Don't you look Syrian?
The gay thing cant hurt.
If they ask on the interview, tell them you'll rather not talk about that and you'll rather be judged on your merits.
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Syrian? Not nearly dark enough for that. It would be very difficult for me to make the case that I'm anything other than straight up European style white other than maybe like 1/8th of something.
 
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kegkilla said:
Syrian? Not nearly dark enough for that. It would be very difficult for me to make the case that I'm anything other than straight up European style white other than maybe like 1/8th of something.
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What if you changed your name to Mohammad Al'Akbar Kasoofi
 
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kegkilla said:
As a fellow affirmative action recipient, your endorsement means a lot to me Lyrical.
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Actually, I was already an Executive at the age of 30 by the time I was accepted into a t1 MBA program. I was the only in my cohort already an Executive. And I became an Executive by the time I was 30 because I outsold everyone else in the country for years, and there were 500 of us in the position. None of that is made up, Tuco verified who I was years ago, from newspaper articles and my resume.

It doesn't surprise me you need to try to apply for protected status to try accomplish anything in your life, you fucking loser.
 
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