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x1000I think every motherfucker should have to work a fast food job as a teenager, shit makes you grounded and you learn humility.
x1000I think every motherfucker should have to work a fast food job as a teenager, shit makes you grounded and you learn humility.
It did and I am sure, thats why I deleted it.Your joke sucked but someone would've bitten eventually.
I have a co-worker who calls any pasta topped with red sauce and beef, spaghetti. I'm like "That's penne, not spaghetti". Then he goes on about how noodles are noodles.Went out to eat the other night, and I ordered chicken marsala over linguini. The server brings it back and it's spaghetti. I mention it to her and she just looks at me and goes, "Oh, well..."
Told her I ordered linguini; who knows whose fault it was - most cooks in those places are good at the specific pastas, since that what they make
If you corrected me like that I'd call you a faggot and make fun of you until you cried like the little bitch that you are.I have a co-worker who calls any pasta topped with red sauce and beef, spaghetti. I'm like "That's penne, not spaghetti". Then he goes on about how noodles are noodles.
All I took for this is your have a sandy vag because you don't know the difference between something as simple as pastas and don't like your ignorance pointed out.If you corrected me like that I'd call you a faggot and make fun of you until you cried like the little bitch that you are.
He can't even figure out how mailboxes work, you expect him to figure out pasta?All I took for this is your have a sandy vag because you don't know the difference between something as simple as pastas and don't like your ignorance pointed out.
Do you live in Mexico?Went to a little diner called the Paki Hotel for lunch yesterday. Owner came out and said hello and we chatted a bit while they moved tables to make room for our sons stroller (have one of the giant fucking BOB strollers). They were out of green apple soda but they know how much my wife loves that shit so they sent one of the cooks to get more from the local grocery store. Had freshly baked chipote, lentils, chicken masala and rice. Everything was done perfectly and the service was excellent. Paid 3 dollars for the meal and didn't tip them a goddamn dime.
Clearly tipping is essential or service goes to shit and food prices skyrocket amirite guys?!?!
That was the most convoluted way of saying 15% I think I've ever heard. "I take ~5% and add it to 10%" mind blowing.If the service its OK, I round the bill up to the nearest ten dollar amount split in half add then move the decimal point.--45 bill round to50 half=25 add75 =7.50 tip
So I tip 15%+ if the service is bad 10% if really great20%+-bill-move decimal double it--45 bill=4.5*2=9 dollar tip.