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Adebisi

Adebisi

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Shit's getting out of hand, son. Need to do a keychain cleanup. Here's what I got:
-Bob's Burgers lanyard
-Daycare door proximity token
-Foot bottle opener
-Car remote
-Blizzard authenticator token (no longer attached to account - using app now)
-2007 Toyota Sienna key
-Homestar Runner keychain
-The Club key (from when I lived in the ghetto)
-House key
-Mailbox key
-Expired gym access card
-Clip from old lanyard that broke off years ago
-Current gym access card


Pre-keychain purge shot:
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I'm a minimalist. House key, mom's house key, mail key, storage room key and car FOB.

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There's always something available for that. Also, I barely drink beer these days, because I don't want to be fat.
 
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If you're so minimalist why do you have 3 rings, chump? And Adebisi looks like he drug a magnet through a trash can at a laundromat.
 
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ZyyzYzzy said:
Still have the z. When are you going to trade up to a minivan bigpappasoy?
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I'm thinking pickup truck with space-cab, instead of a minivan. I'd likely keep the Z as well.
 
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Ignatius

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car, garage, mom's house key, my house key, mail key, gym card, ammo safe key (gun safe is biometric), tile for when I lose my keys.
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zombiewizardhawk

zombiewizardhawk

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Don't need keys at homeless shelters... do I win?

On a serious note tho I have 3 keys on a tiny keyring, building key, 2 door keys. That's it for me since I don't have a car.
 
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I would say that's the opposite of winning.
 
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Ridas

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Time to warm up my 3d printer and go on a US-holiday!
 
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Lanx

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I carry both wife and mine car keys, could be in any car at any time, and as you guys know, those are big keys.

I prefer to use the super carabiner as a way to hook to my belt, previous i used these
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I would save ALOT of weight by dumping the gerber multi tool, tbh, but the boyscout in me tells me i use should it.

They're connected by two double carabiners and as backup, those bendable aircraft aluminum wires.

I also just ordered this free key system

jabbed underneath my fingernail trying to get release the car key for valet recently, just gonna nab this.

I know you can get one of these keyorganizers that you can easily "release a key", but i had one for a few years and it just broke all of a sudden (the spring conked out), so i really don't want any weird shit that can fall apart.
 
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Lanx Lanx I can't imagine having all that shit in my pocket all the time.
 
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