Piers Morgan ?@piersmorgan
Oh good, Van Pursestrings has scored in 90 seconds - the guy Wenger/Gazidis sold 'for footballing reasons', so United could win the League.
Great. Now Van Pursestrings scores goal of the season from a 40yrd Shrek pass. Happy days! Thanks again #IvanTheTerrible #WengerTheSeller
And Van Pursestrings scores a 32-minute hat-trick. Great. Just ****ing GREAT.
Guard of honour... GUARD OF BLOODY HONOUR????????????????????????
Van Pursestrings was offside for all 3 goals. Just to complete the mental disintegration.