Spartacus

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Retconning one of the most satisfying deaths in your show is a weird premise.
 
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gak

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BrutulTM said:
But this time, there's female gladiators that are better than the men and.....EVERYONE IS GAY!!!!!!
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lol ya, we should make a list and see how close we are...

1. Female stronk gladiators that only defeat the white male gladiators.
2. The best female gladiator is a tranny.
3. Dykes, dykes, and more dykes.
2. Dongs, dongs, and more dongs.
3. When the white male gladiators do something treacherous after being beaten by stronk womyn, the brown and black gladiators will come to the aid of the womyn, unifying against the "white threat."
4. Ashur will have no trouble outsmarting all the other white male led ludus's, but then will be outsmarted by a stronk womyn led ludus that will show him mercy and help him fight back against evil white male oppressive government officials.
5. A womyn with a rough upbringing will try to be a gladiator, will be ridiculed by white males, but a brown or black person will support and encourage her until she succeeds against white male oppression.
6. Ashur will be emasculated by womyn in his family.

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Why would you think I watch enough TV to even know this existed?
 
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Mist said:
Why would you think I watch enough TV to even know this existed?
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It's got full frontal nudity, Xena and musle dudes with dicks swinging. Shrug. I imagine you have at least one monitor running a show in your command center. No down time?
 
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The original Spartacus series were awesome. Plus it was something both men and women could enjoy because it had gratuitous nudity for everyone and combined it with backstabbing plots and likable characters. You even liked the villains.

Lucy Lawless nude scenes also a bonus lol
 
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ashur was such an amazing character, nick tarabay nailed it. honestly most of the actors nailed it. i don't knwo what to think about this though...
 
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Cad

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Mist said:
Why would you think I watch enough TV to even know this existed?
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Right right, you only watch female shows like the Bachelor and Love Island, right? Got to keep in character. Sir.
 
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Right right, you only watch female shows like the Bachelor and Love Island, right? Got to keep in character. Sir.
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I would need multiple lobotomies to even consider watching The Bachelor and I don't even know what the other one is.
 
faille

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Spartacus is one of the great shows ever made.
Season 1 was so good in particular.
 
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Mist said:
I would need multiple lobotomies to even consider watching The Bachelor and I don't even know what the other one is.
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interesting considering one of the bachelor's key demos is high iq successful woman
 
gak

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Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass !

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Koushirou

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I couldn’t get into the later seasons of Spartacus, but goddamn season 1 is such a masterpiece. Ashur was such a piece of shit. Don’t think I could watch a show just about him.
 
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Replacement Naevia was ablsolute dog shit. I never wanted a charater to die more than her.
 
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Koushirou said:
I couldn’t get into the later seasons of Spartacus, but goddamn season 1 is such a masterpiece. Ashur was such a piece of shit. Don’t think I could watch a show just about him.
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I did watch the other seasons when they were airing, but never watched them again. No magic. Season 1 was amazing.

Oh, skip episode 1 of season 1. Season 1 for me starts in the second episode.
 
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