Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

Wow a 100 critic tomato review


inverse creamer activated, 100% will NOT watch

Goatface said:

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In for Becky Lynch.

This....is a steaming pile of shit. Lifelong criminal gets into Starfleet Academy....right. What's her name is a joke of a captain, doesn't know how to use a brush. Programmable matter is going to be this show's plot device. New starship looks gay. I shall call it USS Shoehorn. Show is full of ugly people and fat ugly people. Absolutely horrible song at the end.

I knew this was going to be trash, but holy shit.

Drinker really did nail it: the future doesn’t have Ozempic or Lasik. Lol

First episode on YouTube if you care to watch it yourself

Show definitely feels aimed at a YA audience. It’s not unbearable, but it does feel cliched in the ways YA shows tend to in terms of characters: the “bad boy” who is good at heart, the insecure guy who acts like a confident jerk to hide that, the sarcastic girl who will probably end up in a love triangle with the previously mentioned characters, the nerd, and the socially inept person

It was nice seeing the Doctor again at least (it is the same character from Voyager, not the copy from that one episode).

Cybsled said:

It’s not unbearable

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This is how I know beyond all certainty that it's completely unbearable.