Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

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Keep in mind that we're supposedly in the 32nd century. The writers have absolutely zero imagination. I mean, seriously, who are these people writing this shit? How can anyone be this bad and still have a job?
 
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S1 of discovery had the mirror universe and Mud. Aside from that the gay teeth rushing foreplay was just…

This…why did anyone watch it? The poster alone…the preview alone shows how garbage it is.
 

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I couldn't make it through episode 1 of discovery. Its shocking to me there's a literal dozen of the people here who have trucked on this far, when it was plainly obvious that the creators behind this pile of shit hate star trek, and know about as much about science as your average 40 year old catlady.
 
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I'll take it


im horny donald glover GIF
 
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I couldn't make it through episode 1 of discovery. I
I shut discovery off half way through the 2nd episode. I just couldn't get past whatever the fuck those things were they were calling Klingon's. I have no intention of watching Starfleet Academy.
 
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I shut discovery off half way through the 2nd episode. I just couldn't get past whatever the fuck those things were they were calling Klingon's. I have no intention of watching Starfleet Academy.

I watched more of discovery than that. I turned off brave new worlds on the second episode. Whichever one where show tunes saved the universe.
 
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That was in Season 2 and it was indeed a low point of the show. Most of SNW is decent. But every once in a while the terminally TDS captain actor or writers put some major cringe into the episode. The biggest issue is they have to treat STD like it actually occured.
 

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The way that bitch sits in her captain's chair is enraging. Drinker's right -- this is Star Trek for people who hate Star Trek.
 
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Watched it last night. As usual you guys are over-reacting. Not that it's good, but it's just not bad in the ways I was lead to believe. Captain sounds like she's talking through dentures and why the fuck won't they ever brush her hair? I guess that's a by product of being 500 years old? Whatever. The writing is embarrassing. It's funny, the overall show is so bad that I don't think I've even seen anyone talk about the starship design where the parts aren't even touching. I guess they're held together with magnets? There are some interesting things here. It shows a much grittier federation. It's just poorly executed.

For the people complaining about the fat officers. This is the inevitable end of metoo. If they're not giving roles to people they want to fuck, they're giving them to people for stupid reasons.
 
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Watched it last night. As usual you guys are over-reacting. Not that it's good, but it's just not bad in the ways I was lead to believe. Captain sounds like she's talking through dentures and why the fuck won't they ever brush her hair? I guess that's a by product of being 500 years old? Whatever. The writing is embarrassing. It's funny, the overall show is so bad that I don't think I've even seen anyone talk about the starship design where the parts aren't even touching. I guess they're held together with magnets? There are some interesting things here. It shows a much grittier federation. It's just poorly executed.

For the people complaining about the fat officers. This is the inevitable end of metoo. If they're not giving roles to people they want to fuck, they're giving them to people for stupid reasons.
Those stupid reasons are the biggest gripe people have with the show.