Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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Fucker
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Downhammer
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She's an abandoned orphan on a sand inventor planet. Virginity was never in the cards for her.
Maybe the lightsaber was coated in her schmegma and that's the real reason Luke tossed it aside.
Maybe the lightsaber was coated in her schmegma and that's the real reason Luke tossed it aside.
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Chris
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Do lightsabers vibrate? Maybe Episode 9 has her shock death early on when she sticks it in the wrong way around and accidentally ignites it and bisects herself.
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Jozu
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Fucking herself with lightsaber hilt would really hit home for fans. It will show that women should empower themselves, and not be embarrassed by the pursuit of their own pleasure.
I dont see how this could go any worse than the shit we have seen.
I dont see how this could go any worse than the shit we have seen.
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Lanx
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i remember in KoToR the before lightsabers were called vibro-blades, cuz they vibrated fast i think to go through molocules.
The 'reality' of it is that she was whoring herself out to the guy with the 'portions' so much that she didn't need to. A girl's gotta eat.
Fadaar
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The many Rule34 websites await you with exactly what you're looking for.
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Singh'sSpot
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You know what? This movie should pull a Tomino and kill off characters left and right, only Rey is the survivor, she defeats Kylo and the First Order but at a heavy cost, she's bitter and sad
about the loss of her friends she retreats to leave an isolated life, just like Luke thus completing the cycle.
But I doubt this movie will have the guts to do that.
about the loss of her friends she retreats to leave an isolated life, just like Luke thus completing the cycle.
But I doubt this movie will have the guts to do that.
Slaanesh69
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I wish I could remember the name of the sci-fi book that I read that put a decent realistic spin on space combat. Basically fleets would fire massive arrays of projectiles and smart missiles and tried to project positions and movements of enemies with the time it took the sub-light speed ammunition to arrive. It was a fantastic take on the whole space-warfare and I loved it.
Edit - That being said I can balance my hard sci-fi with pulp sci-fi and perfectly accept "turbolasers" and lightsabers and thoroughly enjoy the movie. The bombers, however, were an abomination. In "space", with no friction and effectively no real significant gravity outside of especially great mass ships, "bombing" is irrelevant no matter how you try to spin it. You can literally throw a bomb with a trebuchet off your spaceship with a nice, simple transfer of momentum and kinetic energy.
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spronk
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If you haven't read it and watched it check out The Expanse, it tries REALLY hard to make realistic sci fi but puts in enough "WHAT THE FUCK" to make it really cool
I believe one of the writers has a background in science and the showrunner has a PhD in physics
I believe one of the writers has a background in science and the showrunner has a PhD in physics
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Chris
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Bloodline is a far right dogwhistle though.
They want everyone to have zero kids and adopt a load of African Muslims.
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Was it A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge? Mind blowing novel and that's how the space battles went. Great book!
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Intrinsic
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Expeditionary Force by Craig Alanson did a good job of this as well. Although it got a little crazy getting around the limitations. Comes with having a billion year old talking beer can though.
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