Super Mario Bros. (2022)

Its been out on sites since before it even released. Who gives a fuck? The people, myself included, are going to see it in theatre because thats the experience. Fucking moron journalism.

Daidraco said:

Its been out on sites since before it even released. Who gives a fuck? The people, myself included, are going to see it in theatre because thats the experience. Fucking moron journalism.

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they're trying to slow its momentum., GoTG 3 comes out this week. cant have SMB kick its ass. Disney really needs this win.

Daidraco said:

Its been out on sites since before it even released. Who gives a fuck? The people, myself included, are going to see it in theatre because thats the experience. Fucking moron journalism.

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Pretty sure Nintendo gives a fuck. Also, no idea how that's "moron journalism" when it was just 2 statements of facts where you added your own personal shit to it

Ambiturner said:

Pretty sure Nintendo gives a fuck. Also, no idea how that's "moron journalism" when it was just 2 statements of facts where you added your own personal shit to it

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The moron weatherman told me today that it was going to be sunny and in the mid-60s. Why is that asshole even talking, like anybody gives a fuck.

out on VOD tonight

That seems a little strange when it's still the #2 movie in theaters.

DickTrickle said:

That seems a little strange when it's still the #2 movie in theaters.

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Theater cut goes up week to week, even deducting amazon's percentage that $30 is far higher than selling a pair of tickets.

Then they'll triple dip on idiots who demand a steel book.

Finally saw this and it was just ok. I feel like my favorite bit was the cute depressed blue ghost. I am not a huge Mario fan, although I played it a bunch in my NES/SNES days.

Malakriss said:

Theater cut goes up week to week, even deducting amazon's percentage that $30 is far higher than selling a pair of tickets.

Then they'll triple dip on idiots who demand a steel book.

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You're god damn right they will.

Xarpolis said:

You're god damn right they will.

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i heard a report on CNN that too many steelbooks causes ass cancer.

Maybe. And I'm sure they would cause it faster if they were going in the ass. But alas, they sit in a giant case avoiding the toxic sun because I don't have a museum glass setup yet.

This...was disappointing. Don't think my first laugh came until they got to the Kong Kingdom and I really could not stand Jack Black as Bowser.

Araysar said:

Watched it with my daughter, thought it was great. What's everyone's problem with Bowser? I think they did a great job with him.

Illumination really nails these types of movies with regards to adult audiences

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I dont follow Jack Black, but he appeared on Mando with Lizzo and Im just assuming from that, that hes some woke degenerate now. Thats probably why? Im guessing?

The only thing that really throws me off is grown ass people judging a childrens movie, expecting it to be more than it is. G/f and I was watching my nieces and we took them to see it - all of us enjoyed it. Was just an all around, good, family movie.

I personally, always get a kick out of the apes riding off-road vehicles on the road - because Im racist af and see the connection I guess? But overall, I think if you sat on your media room, living room, whatever, instead of going to the theatre to see it - you did yourself a disservice.