Super Mario Bros. (2022)

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not sold on the voices but it looks like a damn good time.

Yeah Bowser's voice was pretty lackluster in contrast to the penguin king (who presumably is in the movie for all of 3 minutes), which is disappointing. Does look fun though.
 
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Kovaks

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Yeah not sure about voices, got a string wreck it Ralph art vibe from Mario, my kids are gonna go nuts, may even have to see it in 3d
 

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it actually looks really good and not shit, i can see this being a kid favorite

feels just like watching a cutscene from mario galaxy or all stars
 

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nervous star wars GIF by Hyper RPG
 

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Why did they out out a trailer with a temporary voiceover for mario just reading his lines?

I bet they could bring Martinet in for half a day to redo the whole thing and still have time for a splatoon crossover dlc.
 
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Vandyn

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Thought Jack Black sounded ok as Bowser, Pratt sounded like Pratt (more like Mario is playing Chris Pratt). Beyond that the animation looks great, I would expect a ton of easter eggs from all the games. I also realize that for the most part I'm not the target audience for this and I'm ok with that.
 

Chukzombi

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why doesnt Mario have a Mario accent anymore? since when is anyone afraid of offending italians? Italians really do speak a the english like a that.
 

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I don't think it was for any woke reason, I think they just wanted a name and Pratt was great in the Lego movie.
 

Tarrant

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Like I said before, I don't mind it. I wouldn't want to listen to a high pitched exaggerated Italian accent for two hours. Kids will love it, it'll make millions and it looks alright otherwise.

I get why some may not be a fan though.
 
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Drinsic

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Like I said before, I don't mind it. I wouldn't want to listen to a high pitched exaggerated Italian accent for two hours. Kids will love it, it'll make millions and it looks alright otherwise.

I get why some may not be a fan though.
If you can play Mario and listen to the comically Italian wahoos and shit for 2+ hours I'm not sure why it'd suddenly not work for a kid's movie.
 
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Gavinmad

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I don't need an exaggerated italian accent for it to be Mario, but I don't want to listen to Pratt just voicing Emmett again.
 
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Drinsic

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IS this a bad time to tell you I never play games with sound on and listen to music instead?
Appropriate time as any. I'd hazard a guess that most kids playing Mario games don't fall in that camp though.
 
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