Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

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The fuck kind of review is this? That may be the gayest movie review I've ever seen on these forums. I'm not saying you've got no right to have the opinion the movie isn't bad (I'm not claiming otherwise and never will because I'll never watch this), but...what?
Here he was 11 minutes before posting the review

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Goatface

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not going to post this everyday, but with a super tuesday supergirl passes morbius

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morbius only did $10.2M during its second weekend, currently supergirl is projected to earn $11M- $17M this weekend.
 

DickTrickle

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Okay-- SPOILERS -- ahead....

I have been thinking and talking with the woman I saw Supergirl with most of the day.

A real SHITTY movie can't really do that. But I am FURIOUS and convinced that they subverted and ruined the entire film in the last few minutes to make a worthless, marketing, cross-promotion.

If you give a crap about my obsessive thoughts on this-- SPOILER WARNING!!!!:

Everyone leaving the Theatre could’ve left with the feeling of personal growth, relationship growth, maybe even lesbian relationship growth, friendship, goodness, and that Supergirl is willing to cross lines. Superman never will. Instead, the feeling you get leaving the film is there was no growth just marketing.awful

The culinary equivalent would be to finish off a fresh Japanese tuna dinner with urine soaked shark meat from Iceland.

I’m so infuriated. growth, redemption, vindication, sacrifice, altruism, love, washed away for stupidity and cross-marketing.

an argument of patriarchy and defeating the “male gaze.“ Should be enough. They were very adapt at choosing not the “hot girl“ to be super girl, but the rebel girl and the sacrifice of her “goodness“ to preserve the goodness of someone she loves is a poignant and powerful ending, and I didn’t see that coming. And then they fucked it all up.

The casting and character setup were incredibly deliberate. By choosing Milly Alcock—who brought a raw, jagged, and rebellious "un-Hollywood" energy—the film set itself up to completely subvert the standard "male gaze" and the classic, sexualized tropes of female superheroes. Alcock herself even noted in press interviews that the film's beauty lay in how it refused to center itself around a man

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The sacrifice of her "goodness" was a massive thematic triumph. Kara making the conscious, harrowing decision to stab Krem in order to absorb the moral trauma and preserve the childhood innocence of Ruthye. She wasn't fighting for male approval or code-enforcement; she crossed a line out of raw, sacrificial love.

The film proved she was stronger, more resilient, and willing to carry heavier burdens than Superman ever could. Forcing her into his shadow in the final moments didn't just hurt the pacing; it actively insulted the entire feminist text the first two hours built. They built a rebel who defeated the gaze, only to force her to her knees in the final four minutes to serve a male-led franchise. It is a total narrative betrayal.

Even if you could give a shit about female empowerment or feminism or any of that crap-- Having a powerful, morally complex, rebellious woman exist autonomously in deep space after committing an execution was too terrifying for the studio. They immediately felt the need to bring her back to Earth to be supervised, anchored, and domesticated by a male authority figure-- INSULTING and STUPID!

Again, whether you give two shits about feminism or avoiding "the male gaze" what they did at the end if the film would be like ending Thelma and Louise with T&L performing felatio on police to get out of going to jail...


They really FUCKED up a potentially poignant ending for cross-marketing BULLSHIT.

There- I've shot my film critic load. It bothered me all day.

How much of this did you use an AI to help write? I feel like there's two voices in this post. You use both forms of the em dash. And who's getting five references for a post about Supergirl on an old man's forum?
 

TomServo

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How much of this did you use an AI to help write? I feel like there's two voices in this post. You use both forms of the em dash. And who's getting five references for a post about Supergirl on an old man's forum?
All of it.

He used the first model of deepseek