Superman: Legacy (2025)

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Dr.Retarded said:
Was the second one with the guy who played Dracula in Blade 3 going and murdering everybody at a hedge fund on Wall Street? I think I saw that one.
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And he gets caught trying to escape as a hostage but the cops who catch him just happens to be his friend and decide to let their mass murderer buddy go because everyone knows wall street types are evil and deserve to be gunned down en masse.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Gavinmad said:
And he gets caught trying to escape as a hostage but the cops who catch him just happens to be his friend and decide to let their mass murderer buddy go because everyone knows wall street types are evil and deserve to be gunned down en masse.
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That's the one! Wait I thought you said you've never seen any of those movies.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
That's the one! Wait I thought you said you've never seen any of those movies.
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The killing spree showed up as one of those AI narrated shorts on youtube yesterday a couple hours after we talked about his movies in this thread and until now I didn't know it was from a Uwe Boll movie.

Fucking Skynet.
 
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Gavinmad said:
The killing spree showed up as one of those AI narrated shorts on youtube yesterday a couple hours after we talked about his movies in this thread and until now I didn't know it was from a Uwe Boll movie.

Fucking Skynet.
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Ambiturner

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Sylas said:
Ftfy. Thanks!
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We all get it, Bro. You somehow had no idea who Superman was until 2013, and are in complete denial that you're just retarded.

"Obviously when I said nobody born after 1970 had any idea who Superman was, I meant nobody born after 1970 saw a live-action Superman movie with a complete origin story while it was brand new and still in movie theaters because that's some smart shit to say"

You're even more fucking than I thought
 
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We all get it, Bro. You somehow had no idea who Superman was until 2013, and are in complete denial that you're just retarded.

"Obviously when I said nobody born after 1970 had any idea who Superman was, I meant nobody born after 1970 saw a live-action Superman movie with a complete origin story while it was brand new and still in movie theaters because that's some smart shit to say"

You're even more fucking than I thought
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All the Superman movies were on HBO all the fucking time in the 80s. Not sure if I saw 2 in theaters as I was 4, but I 100% saw 3 and 4 in theaters, and from the time I could read I would sit and read comics whenever my mom got groceries.
 
Aldarion

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Sylas said:
So you are claiming that 25-30 year old men woke up at 7am Saturday mornings to watch superman cartoons? Got it.
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What the fuck are you talking about? Superfriends was the major attraction on Saturday Morning Cartoons on the major networks in the early 1980s, when I was watching cartoons as a young kid.

I feel like you either beamed in from a parallel dimension or youre basing all of this on like some inaccurate chronology of superhero cartoons you read on the web somewhere.
 
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All the Superman movies were on HBO all the fucking time in the 80s. Not sure if I saw 2 in theaters as I was 4, but I 100% saw 3 and 4 in theaters, and from the time I could read I would sit and read comics whenever my mom got groceries.
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Ahh I think you've cracked it, this is the disconnect here.

I hadn't even thought about premium cable
channels.

Allow me to amend my previous statement.

If you were born after 1970...ie 70-80 time frame, and were too young to have seen superman in theater, the only way you cared about superman was:
A) you had parents or older siblings who did see superman in the theater, and they owned the vhs and you watched that, or
B) you had access to premium cable. HBO, show time, skinamax. And you, young teenage boy, who had access to endless softcore titties and the occasional bush shot, instead spent your time jerking off to wonderboy in his spandex and his "up up and away" or whatever his catchphrase was.

Ie, You are a faggot. Got it.

Me, I grew up poor. We didn't even have basic cable until I was like 12. I had to tune into the naughty channel and hope that I could make out a nipple between the distortion and scrambled lines. If I had fucking skinamax at 13 I sure as fuck would not have been watching superman reruns, that's for fucking sure.
 
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Born in 1975. Reeves was our Superman. I need to find those pictures of me as Superman paralyzed in a wheelchair after he fell off his horse.
 
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The Mandela Effect describes two divergent past timelines.

I'm starting to wonder if Sylas doesnt come from a third, where they had a totally different set of movies and cartoons in the 1980s.
 
Sylas

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Or you are at the tail end of one generation and applying your experiences to subsequent generations that did not have the same shit on tv?

Superfriends aired on ABC from 1973 to 1985, so only if you were a child of age to watch superman in theaters in 1978 were you really of age to have watched superfriends on Saturday mornings cartoons.

If you were born in 1980 or even a few years earlier superfriends was long off the air by the time you could really form memories or actively watch tv. WB was fighting to make their own network so didn't play any of their superman movies on television unless you had HBO, and the long delayed wb network didn't start airing a new superman cartoon until 1996, long after you stopped watching saturday morning cartoons.

There's a whole spectrum from 70-80 who had little to no exposure to superman and certainly didn't have their own superman. We got non stop batman in tv and film, he was everywhere, superman was an embarrassment that wb hid away from us.
 
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Or you are at the tail end of one generation and applying your experiences to subsequent generations that did not have the same shit on tv?

Superfriends aired on ABC from 1973 to 1985, so only if you were a child of age to watch superman in theaters in 1978 were you really of age to have watched superfriends on Saturday mornings cartoons.

If you were born in 1980 or even a few years earlier superfriends was long off the air by the time you could really form memories or actively watch tv. WB was fighting to make their own network so didn't play any of their superman movies on television unless you had HBO, and the long delayed wb network didn't start airing a new superman cartoon until 1996, long after you stopped watching saturday morning cartoons.

There's a whole spectrum from 70-80 who had little to no exposure to superman and certainly didn't have their own superman. We got non stop batman in tv and film, he was everywhere, superman was an embarrassment that wb hid away from us.
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You're an absolute retard. Superfriends was syndicated on cartoon network long after it left network TV. But yes we get it you were too poor to have cartoon network. And skinemax didn't start until 11 or 12 at night. They aired regular movies all day. Like the original Superman and Batman which were always on heavy rotation.

Hanna-Barbera animated series, Super Friends, which features DC Comics superheroes like Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, and later additions like Aquaman and the Wonder Twins. It was not initially broadcast on Cartoon Network, but the channel later aired reruns of the show. The Super Friends also appeared in various Cartoon Network shorts and commercials, sometimes interacting with other characters from the network's lineup, like Space Ghost and the Powerpuff Girls.
 
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You're an absolute retard. Superfriends was syndicated on cartoon network long after it left network TV. But yes we get it you were too poor to have cartoon network. And skinemax didn't start until 11 or 12 at night. They aired regular movies all day. Like the original Superman and Batman which were always on heavy rotation.

Hanna-Barbera animated series, Super Friends, which features DC Comics superheroes like Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, and later additions like Aquaman and the Wonder Twins. It was not initially broadcast on Cartoon Network, but the channel later aired reruns of the show. The Super Friends also appeared in various Cartoon Network shorts and commercials, sometimes interacting with other characters from the network's lineup, like Space Ghost and the Powerpuff Girls.
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And the ambiguously gay duo!

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Sylas

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Cartoon network didnt even exist until 1992. According to the internet they added it in the mid 90s.

I see that they did start airing on other networks in syndication for weekday afternoon cartoons, but this caused ABC to drop superfriends in 1983, not 1985. So you had to be born even earlier to have watched superman on saturday morning cartoons, like maybe born 75-78 or so at the latest, not 1980.

We had the hannah barbara cartoons on Network TV too, but it was jetsons and flintstones. Again WB was trying to control their content to build a fucking network and held back a lot of shit.
 
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