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One of my wifes clients went to high school with Mark Hamill and apparently they have stayed fairly close all these years. She sent along a picture of them standing together at their last reunion. Does this kinda count?
 
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Adebisi

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We need more Mippo tales!

I'm doing side hustle work for various mid tier internet celebrities these days.

Could it be Coheee and Cambria? I ain't saying it isn't...


No it's not
 
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Maximis Velocity

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I ran a movie theater in Valley Ranch in '99-'00. Met a bunch of Cowboys and Stars players. Bret Hull was much shorter off skates. Romo was cool as hell.
 

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I ran into Michael Franti at some event once. I’m not a big fan, but I was piss drunk so I felt like I needed to pretend like I’m a big fan. I wandered over there and said hey man I love you! He never made eye contact and just walked off past me
 

Caeden

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Does pornstar count? I went to church in KY with the guy that married Tianna Lynn. I can’t remember her real first name. All I remember when we talked to them was standing next to my ex and doing my best to hide that I’d seen this chick in front of me get train ran on her and guzzle cum like she’s starving. She was cute in person but had put on some weight. Think they’ve got a kid and she’s doing the whole “I escaped porn” circuit at churches.

My ex sister-in-law’s best friend’s husband - yeah. Pretty far removed. Anyway he fucked Ashley Judd when they were at UK in college. And his eventual wife would not let it go. He was from a pretty wealthy KY family. His wife was hot as shit though. Not sure why she was upset. She made young Ashley Judd look bad. Status I guess.
 
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pharmakos

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Does pornstar count? I went to church in KY with the guy that married Tianna Lynn. I can’t remember her real first name. All I remember when we talked to them was standing next to my ex and doing my best to hide that I’d seen this chick in front of me get train ran on her and guzzle cum like she’s starving. She was cute in person but had put on some weight. Think they’ve got a kid and she’s doing the whole “I escaped porn” circuit at churches.

My ex sister-in-law’s best friend’s husband - yeah. Pretty far removed. Anyway he fucked Ashley Judd when they were at UK in college. And his eventual wife would not let it go. He was from a pretty wealthy KY family. His wife was hot as shit though. Not sure why she was upset. She made young Ashley Judd look bad. Status I guess.
I'd say that counts

I used to be friends with Alexis Grace before her death (she posted on Bluelight.org under the name mzfluffy)

 
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pharmakos

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Speaking of Bluelight, there's several famous people I knew from there. Hamilton Morris from Vice's show Hamilton Pharmacopeia used to post there under the name hamhurricane. Chatted with him sometimes in the Psychedelic Drugs Social thread.

The drummer from the band Chelsea Automatic, who never got too famous but did have some minor success with commerical music (they had a song in a Chevrolet commercial and a few others that I forget, and some MTV shows) posted there under the name Axl Blaze. He and I were tighter than most of my friends from there. We were talking about making plans to visit each other (he lived right on I-75 in Ohio and I live right on I-75 in Michigan) around the time that he died. Had an abscess in his arm from shooting heroin and refused to go to the doctor for it despite his wife's pleading. Died from the infection.

The man who invented the Ketamine analogue drug known as methoxetamine (MXE Methoxetamine - Wikipedia), posts there under the name fastandbulbous. MXE was amazing before it got banned, it was so good and easy to produce that it was easier to find than Ketamine for awhile. Also chatted with him sometimes in PD Social. He was the only poster to ever correctly identify that my old screen name (thenightwatch) came from the King Crimson song of the same name. Everyone else assumed it was a Game of Thrones reference.

And the most famous, even tho I never talked to him -- John McAfee of McAfee antivirus was posting there anonymously for awhile during his bath salts phase. He had a big thing for methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV). He stopped posting on that handle after his identity was found out, but I assume he picked up again anonymously under a new handle.

During this phase lol:

 
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I'm Facebook friends still with the members of the band The American Dollar. My friend Brandon and I did their first interview when they were first starting out way back in the mid aughts. (My old roommate owned a music promotions company so there's a lot of bands I've met, but The American Dollar is one of the few I've stayed in touch with.)

They are not famous outright but their music has had a lot of commercial success being licensed for various things. They're one of those instrumental bands you hear during the emotional closing montage of CSI Miami and shit like that:

 

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Could it be Coheee and Cambria? I ain't saying it isn't...


No it's not

I don't even know who Cohee and Cambria is, but whenever they get mentioned anywhere, I 100% relate it to this forum :p
 

pharmakos

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Oh yeah I forgot about a recent one. A documentary centering around a restaurant in my hometown of Bad Axe, Michigan was on the most recent Oscars shortlist. Didn't ultimately end up on the ballot but I think they were in the last 15 in the running. I graduated with / grew up with the boyfriend Mike who is featured throughout the film.

Some real crazy small world shit because Bad Axe has a population of 3,200 and is the biggest city for 50 miles any direction.



 
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My ex sister-in-law’s best friend’s husband - yeah. Pretty far removed. Anyway he fucked Ashley Judd when they were at UK in college. And his eventual wife would not let it go. He was from a pretty wealthy KY family. His wife was hot as shit though. Not sure why she was upset. She made young Ashley Judd look bad. Status I guess.

Well if that counts .... my buddy's wife's best friend used to babysit for Mark Tuinei. She got to meet a bunch of cowboys and mavericks through her. They were hot chicks so they were constantly getting invited to VIP boxes at games.