Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

TrollfaceDeux

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She will do it
at bottom barrel price.

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TheBeagle

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Hah hah ^^ Ya I don't really give a shit either, seems like she had it coming to her one way or another. Its just one less scamming whore to worry about next time I get so desperate I need to troll backpage.com.
 

Loser Araysar

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What did this whore think she was getting $150 for exactly? For her amazing conversation?
 

TheBeagle

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She deserved to get it just for having those god awful painted on eyebrows. I hate that shit, it's a plague that all mexican chicks seem to do. On a related note, I've been in Montana for a week and haven't seen a single set of painted on eyebrows
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pretty sure I'm done with Texas after gradumecation.
 

Loser Araysar

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She deserved to get it just for having those god awful painted on eyebrows. I hate that shit, it's a plague that all mexican chicks seem to do. On a related note, I've been in Montana for a week and haven't seen a single set of painted on eyebrows
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pretty sure I'm done with Texas after gradumecation.
Any good looking whores?
 

TheBeagle

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I have been texting back and forth with some chick from POF for a few days, meeting up tonight, so I haven't yet got to Whorecon 1 yet. I have noticed that there are hardly any fat chicks up here, everyone's always outside doing shit. I love it.
 

iannis

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If it weren't for all the mexicans, and the heat, and the wildfires, and the droughts Texas sounds like it would be a pretty alright place to live.

You can just go around shooting people if you're white and they aren't.

C'mon. That's awesome. You know it is.
 

Soygen

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The castle law should not come into play here. Kings don't pay for pussy.
 

Loser Araysar

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I have been texting back and forth with some chick from POF for a few days, meeting up tonight, so I haven't yet got to Whorecon 1 yet. I have noticed that there are hardly any fat chicks up here, everyone's always outside doing shit. I love it.
PM me a pic. I want to see.
 

Cutlery

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Well, what does "Jury of your peers" mean when your peers are all fucking idiots?

It means you're either gonna get lucky because they're fucking idiots, or you're gonna get sent upstate for 50 years because they're all fucking idiots. He rolled the dice and took his chances, and it paid off.
 

Eomer

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Escort services typically a loophole for prostitution because the sex ISN'T guaranteed? I mean it's implied, but I always understood that is why they could operate legally in states where prostitution is illegal.
I think it's more along the lines of solicitation itself being the illegal aspect of prostitution, along with running "bawdy" houses and the like. I think in most places it's perfectly legal to pay someone to have sex with you. Communicating or negotiating that in public is the no-no.