Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

Loser Araysar

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http://montana.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ell-28/2385436

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Beagle, you better get on this ho.
 

Loser Araysar

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You're probably better off strangling her, you can get some bonus sexual high before you have to dump the body.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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It's Texas, what the fuck are you expecting? And yes, a judge has the power to overturn a jury's decision if he feels it contradicts the law.
 

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I usually only get that bonus high if she is strangling me.
Yeah, I dig that too, but usually their hands are too weak to pinch off the carotid in my massive soviet tree trunk neck.
 

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So that's pretty much it. 3 decent escorts in entire Montana
 

TheBeagle

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Well the entire pop. is less than 1 million, but thanks for doin the legwork. That last one would be my pick.
 

TheBeagle

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She's cute but I gotta stick to the ones in Missoula or Kalispell. Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm getting laid tonight for free, even if she's not nearly as hot as those ladies of the evening. That should get the poison out and I can get back to concentrating on what I'm actually up here for (not chasing whores).
 

Loser Araysar

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Well, I didnt think I'd start out my Friday morning by looking through 100+ ads for whores in Montana of all places.