The Accountant 2 (2025)

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Halfway through and this is really boring. I dont understand whats going on with Afflecks acting in this. Hes a completely different character than the first. Like Mahes said, this feels like a completely different movie.
 
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Fight

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This movie is so all over the place. Illegal immigration, cartels, human trafficking, financial crimes, John Wick super assassin clubs, "autism is a super power", and savant syndrome super hero's. They took every wokester, DEI, political hot button issue and tried to create a story out of it.

The most puzzling and totally unnecessary subplot has to be the lady that crosses the border as a frumpy Mexican immigrant, who gets in a car wreck, and turns into an Asian super killer assassin. Oh and she has an autistic kid, so Professor X and his of school of gifted young autists have to be interested in saving him.

Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal carry the movie as you would expect. It is all totally fine if you choose to be entertained and don't focus on how absurdly stupid it all is.
 
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You didn't see the 3 seconds of her working out in the recovery hospital room? She turned into super autist (apparently with bleach).
I thought this was an entertaining way to kill some time indoors today. It was near 100 here so watching the Autistic A-team was fine. Probably will not watch again.

In that vein, finally found a watchable copy of Gladiator 2 , wish me luck!
I gave up on Glad 2 as well, it is still free on Amazon too.
 
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jayrebb

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Skipped Gladiator 2. Read a bunch of spoiler reviews and decided the other Gladiator sequel scripts they had were better. They should have gone with one of those. Often times the first retarded idea is usually better than whatever they think is better. Lucas retarded sequel trilogy script would have been better than the sequel trilogy we got.
 
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Skipped Gladiator 2. Read a bunch of spoiler reviews and decided the other Gladiator sequel scripts they had were better. They should have gone with one of those. Often times the first retarded idea is usually better than whatever they think is better. Lucas retarded sequel trilogy script would have been better than the sequel trilogy we got.
Nah, I fully believe Disney could have made any script equally as bad.
 
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Update: Gladiator 2 sucks monkey dick. I think I got AIDS watching it.
 
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Vuuxo

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Update: Gladiator 2 sucks monkey dick. I think I got AIDS watching it.
Did you not learn from Fauci in the 80s?

Don't fuck the monkies! Also you can get AIDS from a cereal box. Trust the science! Faggot!
 
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Did you not learn from Fauci in the 80s?

Don't fuck the monkies! Also you can get AIDS from a cereal box. Trust the science! Faggot!
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Kajiimagi

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Did you not learn from Fauci in the 80s?

Don't fuck the monkies! Also you can get AIDS from a cereal box. Trust the science! Faggot!
When the white guy who was sold into slavery to the black guy bit the monkey in battle is about the time I got AIDS. How did you know, you got a camera in my house or something . Also when I read this I laughed so hard my wife thought something was wrong with me.
LOL
 
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Dr.Retarded

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When the white guy who was sold into slavery to the black guy bit the monkey in battle is about the time I got AIDS. How did you know, you got a camera in my house or something . Also when I read this I laughed so hard my wife thought something was wrong with me.
LOL
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I really don't know what the hell I just read but it was awesome!

I think you activated your talk-to-text Powers much like I do on constant occasions.
 
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Vuuxo

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When the white guy who was sold into slavery to the black guy bit the monkey in battle is about the time I got AIDS. How did you know, you got a camera in my house or something . Also when I read this I laughed so hard my wife thought something was wrong with me.
LOL
That shit's fucking hilarious. I don't know what the fuck you said but I'm in tears laughing.
 
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Mahes

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When the white guy who was sold into slavery to the black guy bit the monkey in battle is about the time I got AIDS. How did you know, you got a camera in my house or something . Also when I read this I laughed so hard my wife thought something was wrong with me.
LOL
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Shmoopy

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Wtf is this? First movie was decent. This is a trainwreck.

Non-sensical plot, Ben Affleck sounds and acts like Zoolander, the Professor Xavier school for autistic kids can hijack US government drones, tonal whiplash, tons of inept direction and editing, scenes that are supposed to be jokes go way too long, and don't even work 😵💫
 
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