The Accountant 2 (2025)
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This movie is so all over the place. Illegal immigration, cartels, human trafficking, financial crimes, John Wick super assassin clubs, "autism is a super power", and savant syndrome super hero's. They took every wokester, DEI, political hot button issue and tried to create a story out of it.
The most puzzling and totally unnecessary subplot has to be the lady that crosses the border as a frumpy Mexican immigrant, who gets in a car wreck, and turns into an Asian super killer assassin. Oh and she has an autistic kid, so Professor X and his of school of gifted young autists have to be interested in saving him.
Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal carry the movie as you would expect. It is all totally fine if you choose to be entertained and don't focus on how absurdly stupid it all is.
The most puzzling and totally unnecessary subplot has to be the lady that crosses the border as a frumpy Mexican immigrant, who gets in a car wreck, and turns into an Asian super killer assassin. Oh and she has an autistic kid, so Professor X and his of school of gifted young autists have to be interested in saving him.
Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal carry the movie as you would expect. It is all totally fine if you choose to be entertained and don't focus on how absurdly stupid it all is.
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Leadsalad
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I gave up on Glad 2 as well, it is still free on Amazon too.
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jayrebb
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Skipped Gladiator 2. Read a bunch of spoiler reviews and decided the other Gladiator sequel scripts they had were better. They should have gone with one of those. Often times the first retarded idea is usually better than whatever they think is better. Lucas retarded sequel trilogy script would have been better than the sequel trilogy we got.
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Nah, I fully believe Disney could have made any script equally as bad.
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Vuuxo
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Did you not learn from Fauci in the 80s?
Don't fuck the monkies! Also you can get AIDS from a cereal box. Trust the science! Faggot!
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When the white guy who was sold into slavery to the black guy bit the monkey in battle is about the time I got AIDS. How did you know, you got a camera in my house or something . Also when I read this I laughed so hard my wife thought something was wrong with me.
LOL
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I really don't know what the hell I just read but it was awesome!
I think you activated your talk-to-text Powers much like I do on constant occasions.
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Vuuxo
Scaphism
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That shit's fucking hilarious. I don't know what the fuck you said but I'm in tears laughing.
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Mahes
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stupidmonkey
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Shmoopy
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Wtf is this? First movie was decent. This is a trainwreck.
Non-sensical plot, Ben Affleck sounds and acts like Zoolander, the Professor Xavier school for autistic kids can hijack US government drones, tonal whiplash, tons of inept direction and editing, scenes that are supposed to be jokes go way too long, and don't even work
Non-sensical plot, Ben Affleck sounds and acts like Zoolander, the Professor Xavier school for autistic kids can hijack US government drones, tonal whiplash, tons of inept direction and editing, scenes that are supposed to be jokes go way too long, and don't even work
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