The asexual misanthrope thread - where Mist has something to add

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Mist Mist I bet this is the most male attention you ever had

Can I come over and fart in your bedroom?
 
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An ice queen is preferable to boobs with a feminine penis.

I'm a simple man, I wouldn't date a real life barbie because they don't have a vagina.
 
Mist

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Chukzombi said:
maybe you arent gay at all and are just socially awkward? lots of people are like this and it usually happens with nerds.
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I'm really not that socially awkward. I mainly just hate being around men, which is funny since almost all my friends in high school were guys, since all the hobbies I was into like computers and magic/D&D were extremely male centric. Men just smell bad and they're gross, and that's not even getting into their shitty personalities.

It's just that once I finally stopped bumming around the university forever and entered corporate America, meeting likeminded women was suddenly off the table. Former employer was a bunch of barely functioning alcoholic breeders who groomed any new hires into being fellow alcoholics at an alarmingly fast rate, definitely wasn't meeting any cute gay girls there. New employer is more gay-friendly but it's 100% remote scattered all over the country, and that's not going to change because we sell/implement all this unified communications shit that companies use to go remote. No one I know even lives within a few states of me.

Basically, being gay was fun when it was low effort in college, now it just isn't worth the effort. When I was 34, just before I joined the corporate workforce, I had a really hot girlfriend like 8 years younger than me for ~10 weeks before I got sick of her shit because she was spoiled by parents who didn't know she was gay and she wanted to go to restaraunts 3 meals a day, and I was secretly fucking broke at the time. But it was fun while it lasted and it's never going to get better than that, so fuck it.
 
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Chukzombi

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Mist said:
I'm really not that socially awkward. I mainly just hate being around men, which is funny since almost all my friends in high school were guys, since all the hobbies I was into like computers and magic/D&D were extremely male centric. Men just smell bad and they're gross, and that's not even getting into their shitty personalities.

It's just that once I finally stopped bumming around the university forever and entered corporate America, meeting likeminded women was suddenly off the table. Former employer was a bunch of barely functioning alcoholic breeders who groomed any new hires into being fellow alcoholics at an alarmingly fast rate, definitely wasn't meeting any cute gay girls there. New employer is more gay-friendly but it's 100% remote scattered all over the country, and that's not going to change because we sell/implement all this unified communications shit that companies use to go remote. No one I know even lives within a few states of me.

Basically, being gay was fun when it was low effort in college, now it just isn't worth the effort. When I was 34, just before I joined the corporate workforce, I had a really hot girlfriend like 8 years younger than me for ~10 weeks before I got sick of her shit because she was spoiled by parents who didn't know she was gay and she wanted to go to restaraunts 3 meals a day, and I was secretly fucking broke at the time. But it was fun while it lasted and it's never going to get better than that, so fuck it.
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this board is at least 90% male and as long as you arent face to face you dont have a problem hanging with us. that suggests most of your problem is social awkwardness. the gay women i know all say what you say, they dont like men because men are a certain way, too mean or just assholes. women are soft and friendly. i bet if you were more comfortable about being physically around men, you would be a different person. you would be bi at the least.
 
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Chukzombi said:
this board is at least 90% male and as long as you arent face to face you dont have a problem hanging with us. that suggests most of your problem is social awkwardness. the gay women i know all say what you say, they dont like men because men are a certain way, too mean or just assholes. women are soft and friendly. i bet if you were more comfortable about being physically around men, you would be a different person. you would be bi at the least.
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You're so fucking stupid.
 
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Bandwagon

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Mist said:
I'm really not that socially awkward. I mainly just hate being around men, which is funny since almost all my friends in high school were guys, since all the hobbies I was into like computers and magic/D&D were extremely male centric. Men just smell bad and they're gross, and that's not even getting into their shitty personalities.

It's just that once I finally stopped bumming around the university forever and entered corporate America, meeting likeminded women was suddenly off the table. Former employer was a bunch of barely functioning alcoholic breeders who groomed any new hires into being fellow alcoholics at an alarmingly fast rate, definitely wasn't meeting any cute gay girls there. New employer is more gay-friendly but it's 100% remote scattered all over the country, and that's not going to change because we sell/implement all this unified communications shit that companies use to go remote. No one I know even lives within a few states of me.

Basically, being gay was fun when it was low effort in college, now it just isn't worth the effort. When I was 34, just before I joined the corporate workforce, I had a really hot girlfriend like 8 years younger than me for ~10 weeks before I got sick of her shit because she was spoiled by parents who didn't know she was gay and she wanted to go to restaraunts 3 meals a day, and I was secretly fucking broke at the time. But it was fun while it lasted and it's never going to get better than that, so fuck it.
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Vanessa

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Punko said:
An ice queen is preferable to boobs with a feminine penis.

I'm a simple man, I wouldn't date a real life barbie because they don't have a vagina.
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"I wouldn't date"

^ says the virgin bringing up trannies yet again.
 
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OneofOne

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Mist said:
Men just smell bad and they're gross, and that's not even getting into their shitty personalities.
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Dismissing an entire sex due to them ALL having shitty personalities?

Abused by father, trained by man-hating mother, survivor of rape, joined the cult in college, or serially rejected by men so now you reject them before they have the chance to reject you.

Which is it?
 
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Is this where the mentally damaged and loose women at?
 
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Mist

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Straight men really should be able to understand lesbians a lot better. Think of all of the reasons you're not attracted to men. Yeah, those, same.
 
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OneofOne

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Mist said:
Straight men really should be able to understand lesbians a lot better. Think of all of the reasons you're not attracted to men. Yeah, those, same.
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What does that have to do with "I mainly just hate being around men"? Do I need to want to fuck men to want to hang out with males? I assure you, I have no desire to fuck any of my male friends, but I do enjoy hanging out and doing shit with them.

Abused by father, trained by man-hating mother, survivor of rape, joined the cult in college, or serially rejected by men so now you reject them before they have the chance to reject you.

Which is it?
 
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