The asexual misanthrope thread - where Mist has something to add

Ossoi

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Mist said:
Why is this shit in my fucking thread.
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Because lesbians, gays and wannabe transsexuals get exposed to abnormal levels of foetal hormones thanks to the endocrine disruptors in the environment

You still haven't told me your index to ring finger ratio 👆 💍
 
Mist

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Ossoi said:
Because lesbians, gays and wannabe transsexuals get exposed to abnormal levels of foetal hormones thanks to the endocrine disruptors in the environment

You still haven't told me your index to ring finger ratio 👆 💍
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My index and ring fingers are basically completely identical/symmetrical with each other. I'm tempted to post a picture but I'll just get roasted for my fingers being too manly, too girly, or too something, because FOH.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Mist said:
My index and ring fingers are basically completely identical/symmetrical with each other. I'm tempted to post a picture but I'll just get roasted for my fingers being too manly, too girly, or too something, because FOH.
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Are they hairy?
 
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Izo

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Mist said:
My index and ring fingers are basically completely identical/symmetrical with each other. I'm tempted to post a picture but I'll just get roasted for my fingers being too manly, too girly, or too something, because FOH.
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Hands too absent, would not bang, 5/7 ?
 
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Izo

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Ossoi

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Mist said:
I come from a long line of piano savants and other musicians, but the only thing I play is the qwerty keys of rage.
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First lesbian crush was Mavis Beacon? You know she wasn't real, right?
 
Mist

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Izo said:
Why do you fucking hate pussycats, Mist Mist ?
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I just fucking hate everything about cats. They shit in the house, are creepy as fuck, smell like piss, cause allergies, and are probably just evil.
 
DickTrickle

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You must have had some fucked up cats (or those cats had some fucked up owners).
 
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DickTrickle

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Accidentally hit send but I've never had a cat that smelled like piss.
 
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Izo

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Mist said:
I just fucking hate everything about cats. They shit in the house, are creepy as fuck, smell like piss, cause allergies, and are probably just evil.
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Awww, you sourpuss. You really need a kitten in your life, Mist Mist
 
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Kajiimagi

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Didn't want a cat, wife wanted a cat. So we have a cat. Because cats are creatures of satan , the cat loves me the most and follows me around. I'm now a cat daddy. Also , cat doesn't smell like piss.

They are pretty damn entertaining Mist.
 
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