The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Lleauaric_sl said:
Had a shower thought....
Knowing Bill Belichick, I would love to see how inflated the footballs are on day 1 of preseason Patriots practice. Im guessing beach ball like quality.
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Confirmed: Lleauaric thinks about belicheat's balls in the shower.

Raise your hand if you're surprised.
 
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Lleauaric_sl said:
Had a shower thought....
Knowing Bill Belichick, I would love to see how inflated the footballs are on day 1 of preseason Patriots practice. Im guessing beach ball like quality.
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Players already went on record that Bill likes to make them practice with the shittiest conditions possible. I'm sure after all this shit happened he forced Brady to practice with all sorts of crap ;p
 
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Nobel laureate Dr. Robert MacKinnon eviscerates Wells' conclusions

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You mean Roderick MacKinnon? I don't know what it says about that site that they couldn't get his name right.

Born in Burlington Massivetwoshits, Nobel prize in chemistry in case anyone else was wondering.
 
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I just read somewhere that the Patriots are saying the guy used the name Deflator because he was losing weight. Surely that isn't real?
 
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That article Azeth linked had an interesting footnote at the end. No, I didn't read it all, I skipped down there to see if there was a byline for MacKinnon (there was not).

Footnotes

1 Under the Policy, the "standard of proof required to find that a violation of the competitive rules has occurred" is a "Preponderance of the Evidence," meaning that "as a whole, the fact sought to be proved is more probable than not."
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This explains why he kept using "more probable than not"
 
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Jesus the Pats are really acting like this didn't happen and it's all a big conspiracy. This is not going to end well for them.
 
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The penalties will only be reduced and if not, I predict Goodell will be outed within a few years. I doubt Brady will miss more than one game if any.

Also, I love how the Wells Report conveniently left out that 3 of the 4 Colts Balls tested were under-inflated too.
 
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Wonder how long they worked on that "The Deflator Excuse"?

Neither of these guys are the dude who stopped by the bathroom with the bag o balls, right? People are still mentioning that in other places, but I thought he was a league official.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
As I mentioned earlier, they could drag it out and wind up being bradyless at the end of the season instead of the beginning.
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Ahhh. That would suck. Plus the way the Pats operate...they suck 1st quarter of season. Get better by mid. Juggernaut by seasons end/playoffs.
 
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Though I am a Pats Fan, I almost want Brady to miss all 4 games so I can drink the delicious tears when the Pats when the AFC East next season. They will go 2-2 or 3-1 Guadallloppppo or whatever the fuck his name is, because Belichick is gonna Belichick. Then when Brady comes back he will be so pissed he will break some single season record only playing 12 games.
 
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The Deflator = someone trying to lose weight. I really think the Pats are trying to troll people now.
 
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jooka_sl said:
The Patriots fired the guys theyre passionately defending today | ProFootballTalk

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Their texts in the wells report has one guy claiming he straight up swapped a Brady record football with a practice football without anyone noticing while bragging to his mother that he has it in his house and they still violated regulations on when and how to take the footballs to the field. NE has plenty of reason to fire them outside of deflategate. Besides, now that they are fired, they'll be disgruntled, right? So we can all expect them to run to ESPN and tell us the true story regarding Brady and the Pats cheatin' ways now?

This is a perfect example of the media going full retard but it's just par for the course on this.
 
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