Joe Philbin will shatter expectations and lead the Dolphins to a 9-7 record, losing tiebreakers to the other 9-7 AFC teams(which will be San Diego, Kansas City, Cincinatti, Houston, Buffalo, and either Baltimore or Pittsburgh, depending on injuries.)Miami will only lose the last 3 of their 5 games to barely miss the playoffs which is an improvement.
Ryan Tannehill will continue to improve and put up 4500+ yards, and a 34/12 td/int ratio. This doesn't sound impressive until you hear that he was sacked 35+ times and the receivers finish top 5 in the league in dropped passes for the 3rd year in a row.
Somewhere between weeks 4-6 Miami will beat New England because Gronk had a cold, be 4-2, and people will start asking if they are legit again, forgetting that our head coach looks like a model train enthusiast with a basement filled with a little train town, and only gets mad when kids ask to play with his toy trains, to which he yells "THEY'RE NOT TOYS! "
Rerolled lock of the 2015 season: The 9-7 record means Sutekh will beat the Vegas odds of changing his avatar 8 times in a season due to avatar bets.
