The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread
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Hoss
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Texans are on Hard Knocks this year right? Maybe we'll see a lot of JJ's new squeeze. They're making a big deal about this being his first GF. I'm not sure what they're implying it's almost like they thought he was gay.
Uh Oh, suspicious bulge detected.
Uh Oh, suspicious bulge detected.
Xevy
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I wish JJ was gay. Then you'd have a gay, white dude in the NFL who is arguably one of the top 10 players in the league. Then everyone would be like "Damn them 'mos is alright!" for a brief period and it'd be great. Also imagine the jokes whenever he sacked Brady.
His girlfriend...well, if she is a tennis player at least they'd have A+ athletic kids.
His girlfriend...well, if she is a tennis player at least they'd have A+ athletic kids.
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Xevy
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I'm sorry, he's obviously #1 on both his team and on defense. I'm just not sure where he falls in with all the other offensive dudes like Andrew Luck, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski, Lynch, Rogers, Julio Jones, etc. I'm 100% okay with everyone else saying he's top 5 and I'd agree. I was just saying top 10 to be safe. He can still be #4 and be in the top 10, gaiz!
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Who's ahead of him? Maybe Calvin Johnson, maybe Aaron Rodgers currently? He's the best at his position by a bigger margin than anyone else in the league I'd imagine. I mean someone like Wake is a beast, but would anyone make a legit argument that he's better than Watt? People argue all the time on who the best QB is.
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Watt is #1. The only person you could argue is close is Antonio Brown!!!!!
No, seriously. Watt is the best player in the NFL and I don't even feel like it's close. If you argue Calvin Johnson you're doing it based on potential again, because he's hurt too much and hasn't produced like the freak he is for 2 seasons now due to that. Especially last season, Golden Tate on his own team had more yards just because of consistency. Aaron Rodgers is about the only guy I can really think of that you could make an argument for.
And of course Antonio Brown. Last two years 239 catches! 3199 yards! 21 TD's! 2 punt return TD's! Fuck your tall faggot receivers!!!
No, seriously. Watt is the best player in the NFL and I don't even feel like it's close. If you argue Calvin Johnson you're doing it based on potential again, because he's hurt too much and hasn't produced like the freak he is for 2 seasons now due to that. Especially last season, Golden Tate on his own team had more yards just because of consistency. Aaron Rodgers is about the only guy I can really think of that you could make an argument for.
And of course Antonio Brown. Last two years 239 catches! 3199 yards! 21 TD's! 2 punt return TD's! Fuck your tall faggot receivers!!!
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And more importantly, he is actually good at football.JJ is one of the five most athletically gifted athletes playing right now.
JJ is probably the best player alive, assuming Adrian doesn't envoke his all-universe talent and produces another all-time great season.
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He'd probably be cut next year if he was gay and we'd have a rainbow shitstorm in the NFL. Congress would also likely pass a law against saying anything negative about him.
I thought about the kids too. If that happens, I sure hope they're good athletes. It's not 100% they'd be any good at anything, but there sure would be a lot of pressure on them.
You can tell there is truly nothing going on in the NFL world when the topic of conversation is spitballing about imaginary JJ Watt babies