The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Phazael

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All that chart proves is that the Detroit curse is stronger than the Romo curse.
 
Hoss

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Ha ha, you think fans of God's chosen team are going to hell.
 
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. Texas Stadium was well-known for the hole in its roof over the playing field ("so that God could watch his favorite team," Cowboys linebacker D.D. Lewis once said), and the new stadium will pay homage to that landmark.
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Well America is God's favorite country and the Cowboy's are America's team so it all checks out
 
moontayle

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To fuel the flames of the hatred of the Red(skin)s, in 1960 Our Lord and Savior gifted this Earth with the Dallas Cowboys franchise. And on the 7th day he said, "Do not rest my faithful, for your chosen ones perform in My name, and I doth smile upon them."
 
Gavinmad

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It's sad that you're such an intolerable faggot that you have to ruin a perfectly good burn on Azeth just because it vaguely involved you too.

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The 'we call those females' joke you edited in after the first one was pretty funny though.
 
Kirun

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Don't puss out now just because he posted some bullshit in response. 3 team fag = 3 team fag.

It's pretty fucking simple. If your teams play each other who do you want to win? That's your team, shut the fuck up about your "other teams". There is no other team.

And if you say you're happy whoever wins you're not a fan, you're not even a 3 team fag, you're just a fag.
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People with " home" teams, "fun" teams, etc. beyond their own personal, "The One True Team" are huge fags.
 
moontayle

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I propose we allow fans of Washington and Oakland the ability to pick a second team to root for on account of their teams being perpetual shitshows. Allowance to be revoked upon 3 consecutive winning seasons.
 
Slaythe

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I have this buddy up here in Mpls that defends being a Packer and Viking fan. Man, I hate that guy.
 
Hoss

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What if the second team you root for is whoever is playing a team you hate? Did we cover that? My second team is whoever is playing the texans every week because the texans owners purposely made it impossible for me to watch the cowboys every week and completely drove them off the radio. Unless the Texans are playing the redskins or eagles. Those weeks I root for a tie, or a bomb to detonate on the 50 yard line.
 
PatrickStar

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Negative. I think for those two fanbases it's okay for them to formally dump the team and move on. Abandoning your original team due to a downturn is a no no. But in these case it's allowed. A clean break and rules must be established for them to choose another team.
 
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