The Dating Game featuring Mist

kegkilla

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Rules:

There will be two rounds; a preliminary round, which is open for anyone to participate, and a final round. In the preliminary round, contestants will have the opportunity to answer 5 questions and their answers will be considered by Mist. Mist will select 3 participants from the preliminary round to the compete in the final round. There will be more details to come on the final round.


Prize:

The winner of the game will win a date with Mist. This lucky man or woman will have the opportunity to take Mist out to P.F. Chang's (at your expense) for a romantic dinner. Note: do not participate if you are unable or unwilling to come to Rhode Island to enjoy a delicious meal with Mist. Also, depending on how weird your post history is you may be required to submit a background check.



PRELIMINARY ROUND QUESTIONS:

1) What is your idea of a romantic evening?

2) What is your favorite video game of all time?

3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you?

4) How did you celebrate holidays?

5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble?





Let the games begin.
 
Z

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Isn't Mist a dude pretending to be a frumpy dyke?

1. Roller derby.
2. Life is strange
3. Das Kapital, The Communist Manifesto, and Emily Dickinson's complete works.
4. None I have no friends
5. Not a video game character, but I have modeled my entire life after Norman Bates. Like Mist nobody has seen my mom that I take care of in years.

I wonder if the mongolian beef tastes better in RI. Either way I look forward to a night of awkward small talk followed by the worst and driest sex of my life.
 
Kriptini

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Zitar_sl said:
Isn't Mist a dude pretending to be a frumpy dyke?

1. Roller derby.
2. Life is strange
3. Das Kapital, The Communist Manifesto, and Emily Dickinson's complete works.
4. None I have no friends
5. Not a video game character, but I have modeled my entire life after Norman Bates. Like Mist nobody has seen my mom that I take care of in years.

I wonder if the mongolian beef tastes better in RI. Either way I look forward to a night of awkward small talk followed by the worst and driest sex of my life.
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Stay away from this guy Mist, he has shit taste.
 
Soygen

Soygen

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1) What is your idea of a romantic evening? - First I make myself a few gin/club sodas to start off light. Then work my way up to the straight whiskey. After some browsing on ReRolled, I move into full shitposting mode. Once raging drunk, I get off my computer and come drop a load in ya'.

2) What is your favorite video game of all time? - Gone Home DLC pack where the lesbian finally tries dick and becomes an insatiable slut.

3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you? - Slaughterhouse Five, Fight Club & Everyone Poops

4) How did you celebrate holidays? - See question #1.

5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble? - A younger Joel from Last of Us, minus the ability to grow a decent beard and a mix of Barret from FF7 (from the waist down).
 
Z

Zitar

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If Mist's posts in the fast food thread are indicative of his eating habits expect to drop a ton of money at PF Changs. Homeboy sounds like a total land whale.
 
Johnny53

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1) What is your idea of a romantic evening?
Getting my car washed, cruising down broadway, picking up a new girl and taking her to the waterfront

2) What is your favorite video game of all time?
skyrim

3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you?
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4) How did you celebrate holidays?
at home with the wife and kds

5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble?
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Sam Fisher, but not....
 
Kreugen

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1) What is your idea of a romantic evening?
- Jerking to porn in front of the computer with a candle burning.

2) What is your favorite video game of all time?
- Baldur's Gate 2. Or Doom. Or Last of Us. Or Ultima 7. Or Mass Effect 2. Or Starcraft: Brood War. Or Dragon Age. Maybe it was a Wing Commander. Look, I have no fucking idea.

3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you?
- Boatbuilding: A Complete Handbook of Wooden Boat Construction
- Cooking with Fire: From Roasting on a Spit to Baking in a Tannur, Rediscovered Techniques and Recipes That Capture the Flavors of Wood-Fired Cooking
-The Home Distiller's Workbook - Your guide to making Moonshine, Whisky, Vodka, Rum and so much more!

4) How did you celebrate holidays?
- Jerking to porn in front of the computer with a cocktail.

5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble?
-Ellie in Last of Us wearing a fedora. What would you like from PF Changs?
 
yerm

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These things can get really boring and tiresome so I'm gonna commit to doing all pictures. Spoilers for size.


1) What is your idea of a romantic evening?

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2) What is your favorite video game of all time?

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3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you?

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Got some vintage porn, the pragmatic choice, and the world's largest source of kindling.

4) How did you celebrate holidays?

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5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble?

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I don't even like ffix relatively much though.


BTW Mist in the interest of social justice we're going either separate checks or 50/50.
 
Brad2770

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1) What is your idea of a romantic evening?

Getting a box, a stuffed duck and some candies and mailing them to my favorite girl.

2) What is your favorite video game of all time?

Yar's Revenge.

3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you?

Camping for Dummies
Astronomy for Dummies
1993 November Playboy

4) How did you celebrate holidays?

Not sure. Inebriated for most of it.

5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble?

Mario. Less of a mustache. More of a gut.

Did I win?
 
GonzytheMage

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1) What is your idea of a romantic evening?
I'm pretty simple these days. I'd probably cook something hearty for dinner pop on the fireplace after we eat and watch something not too macho and not too stupid while we cuddle on the couch. Maybe make out some there and finish in my bedroom. If you stayed the whole night I'd fix breakfast then you'd be expected to leave and for god's sake don't call me for a few days. We might catch up next weekend then you can plan our next date.

2) What is your favorite video game of all time?
Final Fantasy 2 (US) hands down

3) You're stranded on an island, what three books would you bring with you?
Three Musketeers, a massive jumbo deluxe crossword book, and the Bible

4) How did you celebrate holidays?
I like to see the decorations, but I'm not a decorator myself. Mostly I get enjoyment from everyone else having a good time.

5) What video game character do you feel you most closely resemble?
Donkey Kong
 
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