The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 13

Royal · Oct 11, 2016

It's time once again for the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!

Well gals and gents the way it's played is pretty simple. There are 10 individually numbered holes to choose from and behind each a talented tongue belonging to one of this weeks celebrity participants awaits. All you have to do is decide into which hole you'll insert your beaver basher and enter your selection in the poll above.

After the poll has closed on Friday I will announce which celebrities match up with which holes, the order being determined by the Randomotron-5000. At that point your selections will be locked in and it will up to each man to see if he can go the distance.

So without any further ado let's meet this weeks celebrity participants, in no particular order:

Eliza Dushku

Katherine Lanasa

Nick Nolte

Dora Madison Burge

Kristen Schaal

Ricky Martin

Ashley Benson

Katheryn Winnick

Victoria Justice

And of course our Mystery Celebrity

PreacherX · Oct 11, 2016

After getting Stacy last time I almost feel like quitting while I am ahead but going to roll the dice with number 10 again

Leon · Oct 11, 2016

So many hotties. Bet Ricky gives the best head of them all tho.

I'm going to follow in my bro preacher's steps here and go for 10 again. *brofist*

Dhameon · Oct 11, 2016

plus one and give me 6

Bubbles · Oct 11, 2016

to have a world first threesome gloryhole action with Ashley and Victoria I have to bring my A game.

blizzak · Oct 11, 2016

5 Has been really good to me, sticking with what works.

Void · Oct 11, 2016

Oh man, I really, really have a thing for Winnick, but objectively speaking I'd give my left nut for Eliza, Ashley, and Victoria too. No idea who Dora or Katherine are, but not gonna turn them down either. Only female I'd hate would be Kristen, because I really can't fucking stand her. Like, I'm pretty sure I couldn't get it up knowing it was her. But I overcame my hatred of her slightly in Gravity Falls because Mabel is awesome, and I didn't have to see her real face, so would it be sick if I tried to picture Mabel if I got her?! Yeah, thinking that is sick, so please don't give me her.

Good odds again this round, going to go with 6 and hope for Winnick, but 6/10 would be someone hotter than I've ever had IRL and wouldn't complain one bit. And as mentioned, Ricky probably sucks a mean dick and has soft lips, so not really a huge loss there either. Only one I'm really worried about is the mystery guest. Has to be a doozy this time around.

Royal · Oct 11, 2016

Void said:
ONo idea who Dora or Katherine are, but not gonna turn them down either.

Katherine Lanasa is a TV actress. Recurring roles on Two and a Half Men and Longmire are probably her most high profile gigs, other than having been one of Dennis Hopper's wives.

Dora Madison Burge is also largely a TV actress. She was Becky Sproles in Friday Night Lights and Niki Walters in Dexter.

ohkcrlho · Oct 11, 2016

Is it bad that only know who are the men?

Slyminxy · Oct 11, 2016

Voted #9. Come to me Victoria, Dora or Katherine (in that order). Past few rounds have been nothing but win for me.,

zombiewizardhawk · Oct 11, 2016

#1.

Eliza, Ashley or Ricky plz.

Bubbles · Oct 11, 2016

Void said:
Oh man, I really, really have a thing for Winnick, but objectively speaking I'd give my left nut for Eliza, Ashley, and Victoria too. No idea who Dora or Katherine are, but not gonna turn them down either. Only female I'd hate would be Kristen, because I really can't fucking stand her. Like, I'm pretty sure I couldn't get it up knowing it was her. But I overcame my hatred of her slightly in Gravity Falls because Mabel is awesome, and I didn't have to see her real face, so would it be sick if I tried to picture Mabel if I got her?! Yeah, thinking that is sick, so please don't give me her.

Good odds again this round, going to go with 6 and hope for Winnick, but 6/10 would be someone hotter than I've ever had IRL and wouldn't complain one bit. And as mentioned, Ricky probably sucks a mean dick and has soft lips, so not really a huge loss there either. Only one I'm really worried about is the mystery guest. Has to be a doozy this time around.

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too much fucking reasoning has gone into this. Just trust the hole

Aamry · Oct 11, 2016

#3 this round. I also hope for Winnick, so hot.

Byr · Oct 11, 2016

#5 again, Id bang the shit out of Victoria Justice

Xexx · Oct 11, 2016

My number is whatever Katheryn is - nuff said, im not even giving a number b.c im just claiming that.

moonarchia · Oct 11, 2016

8 train hasn't brakes.

Origin · Oct 12, 2016

Voted 3. Knowing my luck tho i'll prolly get Nick Nolte or Ricky Martin... Sheeeeeeeeit!!!

Wrathin3L · Oct 12, 2016

I'd have no issues Hulking through that wall and taking Elizabeth three ways from Sunday, so three it is.

Feanor · Oct 13, 2016

Going with 3 for Lagertha, Eliza as second pick.

Hedeon · Oct 13, 2016

I'm aiming for Kristen Schaal cause even discount Lena Dunhams need love too. Honestly I don't know who half these people are but as long as I don't get Nick I think I could be happy no matter who is on the other end of the hole.

The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 13

Which hole do you select?

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

#7

#8

#9

#10

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider

N00b

2022 Asshat Award Winner

Experiencer

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures

Silver Baronet of the Realm

Lord Nagafen Raider

Potato del Grande

2022 Asshat Award Winner

Blackwing Lair Raider

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

Vyemm Raider

The Scientific Shitlord

Molten Core Raider

Peasant

Karazhan Raider

Molten Core Raider