The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 13

Which hole do you select?


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Chanur

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5 Has been really good to me, sticking with what works.

This. #5 for life.

You know you all want some of this. My hand prints are still there and I think she is permanently stuck in position.

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Bubbles

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I'm aiming for Kristen Schaal cause even discount Lena Dunhams need love too. Honestly I don't know who half these people are but as long as I don't get Nick I think I could be happy no matter who is on the other end of the hole.

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Kristen Schaal is what one calls ugly pretty. Lena Dunham is just an ugly child molester
 
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Royal

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Kristen Schaal is what one calls ugly pretty. Lena Dunham is just an ugly child molester

The differences in their personalities account for a lot of that. Kristen's makes her seems fun while Dunham's makes her insufferable.

That and the fact that she has a body that has too much in common with a 150 lb sack of wet flour.
 
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Royal

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Get those picks in before it's too late and you get shut out of all of that sweet, sweet hole action.


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Royal

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Last call going out. The Randomotron has been activated!


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Royal

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Welcome back gals and gents for the conclusion of Round 13 here on the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!


Well the time has come to line up for the hole that you have previously chosen. Remember we have your selections recorded in the poll above, so no shuffling about once our celebrities have been assigned to their corresponding hole.

And now for this round's celebrities!

I have in my hand your hole assignments as determined by the Randomotron-5000. As I call your names please report to the following holes:








#1 Katherine Lanasa

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#2 Katheryn Winnick

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#3 Our Mystery Celebrity

The Walmart Pig Fucker

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#4 Victoria Justice

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#5 Dora Madison Burge

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#6 Nick Nolte

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#7 Eliza Dushku

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#8 Ricky Martin

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#9 Kristen Schaal

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#10 Ashley Benson

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Origin

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Voted 3. Retiring from the game forever.

Goodbye, friends.
 
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Kovaks

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Congrats to #2, condolences to #3... got 9 I fear for my dick, those are some crazy eyes
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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After seeing #3 i'm not too upset with missing out on the ones I really wanted and am content with my pick of #1.
 
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PreacherX

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I can work with Ashley a lot. No pity for the ones with today's mystery guest. I had Beetlejuice that one round
 
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ohkcrlho

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annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd its nick nolte
ffs 7/10 were women lol
 
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Sterling

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Can't help but be a little disappointed that I didn't get Eliza, but Victoria is a nice consolation prize.
 
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Slyminxy

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#9 Kristen Schaal - hell yeah. We're up for some crazy good blowjobs tonite.
 
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Brad2770

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Voted 3. Retiring from the game forever.

Goodbye, friends.

Story isn't real. Youre still in the game!


I got 9. I'm going to dress like Jemaine dressed like David Bowie and fuck the shit out of her.
 
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