The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 17 ~ October Surprise : Leaking Wicks~

It's time once again for the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!


And in this special round of The Dating Game we'll be celebrating our democratic process in action by inviting members of the political and media elites to join in our own little hanging of the chads. And we haven't forgotten to include some of the plebes who have made this election season all the more memorable.


As you know by now the way it's played is pretty simple. There are 10 individually numbered holes to choose from and behind each a pair of parted, quivering lips belonging to one of this weeks celebrity participants awaits. All you have to do is decide into which hole you'll slam your Ramburgler and enter your selection in the poll above.

After the poll has closed on Friday I will announce which celebrities match up with which holes, the order being determined by the Randomotron-5000. At that point your selections will be locked in and it will up to each man to see if he can go the distance.

So without any further ado let's meet this weeks celebrity participants, in no particular order:







Megyn Kelly







Ann Coulter







Ken Bone







Maria Bartiromo







S.E. Cupp







Chesty McProtest







Rachel Maddow







James Carville







Hallie Jackson







And of course our Mystery Celebrity

Gamma Rays said:

Going with number 2

If someone gets Chesty McProtest . . . will she be umm bicycle locked onto that RV door, by the neck like that.

FYI: I'm actually asking for a friend of mine. He's into some weird stuff . . . but we all know someone like that, eh.

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This is a perfectly reasonable request ... I mean inquiry.

So yes. Yes she will.

lurkingdirk said:

Holy crap, man. This is slim pickins. I'm sticking with #3, but if I get Coulter I may find you and hurt you.

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That was one of the reasons I initially backed off of doing a politics round. It was proving kinda hard to fill it out with enough reasonably recognizable hots from that demo. But the last round was, quite frankly, loaded so it seemed like a good time to bring in a round that had a higher number of fair-to-middling types.

Besides that the thought of being able to make even some of the lower caliber talent shut the hell up for a bit has an allure all it's own.

Slyminxy said:

Does Chesty McProtest have any other pics other than that?

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