The Fast Food Thread

lurkingdirk · May 5, 2019

TJT said:
What the fuck?

I believe you mean what in the actual fuck?

TJT · May 5, 2019

So they're selling Happy meals for your various emotional states now?

First time I've ever seen a burger commercial totally devoid of burgers... But heavy on single moms, skanks, manchilds living with parents and depresses people.

Sentagur · May 5, 2019

Someone needs that salty meal i recon!

sukik · May 5, 2019

It's like someone took Patton Oswalt's failure bowl skit seriously.

Xarpolis · May 5, 2019

I went to Moe's today for lunch and got my free Cinco De Moe's T-Shirt. Now my 4th one. Well, 4th year doing it. Earliest one is 2014. I still like that shirt.

Conefed · May 5, 2019

Wanted a chicken sandwich. Tried Wendy's BBQ. It needed better sauce (not just more)

Erronius · May 5, 2019

Fucker said:
The delivery method has changed. I had breakfast at a place that is in the middle of farmland. A forklift brought out my plate. Plate was a foot long and piled high. I didn't finish half of it. Wait staff were taking back empty plates, so a lot of people were fed beyond belief. I couldn't hear anything over the din of arteries hardening and the running of saliva. They all wondered why few of them make it past age 55.

Those people work hard and die hard.

There's no need for restaurants like that in the city.

Erronius · May 5, 2019

Tarrant said:
Am I one of the few that thinks chipotle is shit? I can't stand that place and everyone looks at me like my head is on backwards when I tell them that.

I noticed a big change after the food poisonings forced them to change their food handling procedures. Tasted drier/blander after that change. I'm honestly surprised that Chipotle hasn't lost more marketshare than they already have.

Tarrant said:
Also, unpopular opinion, all of BWW's sauses taste like crap to me and I always order plain wings (flats only) and dip them in ranch.

Mistake #1: You went to BWW in the first place. You deserve whatever garbage you get.
Mistake #2: You went to a place with crap sauce and ordered your wings plain
Mistake #3: You then dipped plain wings in ranch dressing.

Like, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? I am actually triggered by this. I was half tempted to SS your post to share with my friends from Buffalo just to watch them all lose their minds, LOL

Tarrant said:
Boneless wings are glorified chicken nuggets with extra bredding and not worth the price. Bone in, flats only are the master race of wings.

After the abomination that is BWW, does it even fucking matter? You should have just gone and bought chicken nuggets somewhere else at this point, LOL

McCheese · May 5, 2019

I celebrated Cinco de Mayo by going to California tortilla. I tried about 7 or 8 of the hot sauces. God I love those hot sauces. God bless Mexico and the French

Noodleface · May 5, 2019

I think BWW has pretty good sauces for what it is, my problem is their chicken isn't great

lurkingdirk · May 5, 2019

I think BWW is one of the worst places to eat. Their food is pretty crap, the service is always slow, the prices aren't great, and nothing tastes awesome.

Other than that, it's awesome.

OU Ariakas · May 5, 2019

TJT said:
Well if you're in Texas. The SEASON IS UPON US BROS! Around this time every year hatch chili anything booms until like the end of summer.

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Yep, HEB is going to put those in everything. Tortillas, guacamole, and cheese bread are all top notch when they add in the hatch.

pharmakos · May 5, 2019

lurkingdirk said:
I think BWW is one of the worst places to eat. Their food is pretty crap, the service is always slow, the prices aren't great, and nothing tastes awesome.

Other than that, it's awesome.

Only thing I ever liked there was their chicken street tacos

Araxen · May 6, 2019

Noodleface · May 6, 2019

Wow would've thought their best item in years and everyone would want it back after it mysteriously vanished

brekk · May 6, 2019

Noodleface said:

Fuck Wendy's. BK has spicy nugs all the time. And they don't bullshit some media campaign to bring them back. It's called capitalism, just keep your more popular items all the time and remove the 60% of the menu that blows ass.

ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LAVA SAUCE TACO BELL!!!

Noodleface · May 6, 2019

Honestly man, $1.49 for 10 spicy nuggets is legit. If you get them old, as with any fast food, they can be disappointing. But fresh, those things are money.

My big problem with Wendy's nuggets is they don't feel very.. meaty. It definitely feels like a sludge ball that's been breaded.

Fogel · May 6, 2019

I prefer my nugs battered and thus only eat McD's nugs even though you can tell its the fake meat, come at me.

Crone · May 6, 2019

Noodleface said:
I think BWW has pretty good sauces for what it is, my problem is their chicken isn't great

I'll buy their sauces for home, and use them pretty often. Buy a 20lb bag of frozen plain wings from Costco, grill those up, and then toss in BWW sauces. Or just use Frank's Red Hot, and call it a day. Blue Cheese dressing. Fuck you faggots dipping wings in Ranch.

Also... My Walmart has Digorno Cheese Stuffed Crust , 4 cheese for $3 and change each!! All the other flavors are $7 something each, for cheese stuffed crust. The regular Rising crust varieties are the typical $5 each.

Noodleface · May 6, 2019

pretty good price on that digorno

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