The Fast Food Thread

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On average how much hairier is a vegan stripper compared to a non-vegan stripper?

I have many questions about this establishment ....
 
Khane

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To be fair I've dated a few Vegans and exactly 0% of them were hairy. One had a tidy little landing strip, the other two were completely shaven. All three had dynamite bodies.

So I'm not really knocking the establishment. Just giving Fifey a hard time.

Of course they were East Coast vegans, not Portlandia flannel hipster SJW vegans.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
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Looks like this nasty shit was confirmed.

Confirmed: Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is for real Quartz
 
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Tenks_sl said:
What does a vegan stripper do if she has a latex allergy and can't use sheepskin?
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My old roommate was a stripper there and had a latex allergy, pretty sure they were raw dogging it.

Also, the strippers aren't all vegan but the food is and it's delicious.

The dancers there are next level though, one girl dances with a butt plug(I've seen a horse tail in use) and others will eat each other out.
 
Kirun

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Yeah, I'm just as anti-hipster as the next guy, but casa diablo is just delightful. As much as the implications of "vegan strip club" might pain you, you won't regret going.
 
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I'm not 100% convinced I want to see two chicks eating each other out while some other chick is making donkey sounds with her horse buttplug while I'm trying to enjoy my 100% organic soybean and tofu burger
 
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Tenks_sl said:
I'm not 100% convinced I want to see two chicks eating each other out while some other chick is making donkey sounds with her horse buttplug while I'm trying to enjoy my 100% organic soybean and tofu burger
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Yeah, I'm sure your wife just loves it missionary every night. Jesus H. Tebow, you are easily one of the biggest sexual squares on this forum, I swear.
 
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Kirun_sl said:
Yeah, I'm sure your wife just loves it missionary every night. Jesus H. Tebow, you are easily one of the biggest sexual squares on this forum, I swear.
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The musky scent of vagina has never once rattled my stomach. Do you put some porn on the TV while eating dinner as well?
 
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So white people strip clubs have food too? I thought it was only a black thing? I used to goto this spot in Miami for tback Tuesdays that only served mini bottles of Hennessy and had a buffet every week of Yellow rice, fried fish, ribs, corn nuggets, and meatballs.
 
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Strip club buffets are pretty ubiquitous I don't think it really matters the target demo. Maybe super fancy ones don't have them.
 
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