The Fast Food Thread

lurkingdirk

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I had a spicy pulled pork sandwich from Wendy's yesterday. It was good. They put a little coleslaw on top of the meat, and the sauce over it all. Had a nice heat to the spice, and the meat wasn't dry.

I also had Mellow Yellow for the first time ever. Unremarkable.
 

Joeboo

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I'll probably get crucified fir this here but I can't tell a difference between Mountain Dew or mellow yellow. Love them both.
 

Melvin

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I'm pretty sure I could taste a difference between the two, but if I had to name either one after tasting it I probably couldn't do it. Even the generic versions are pretty good. Mt. Dew Throwback is the best though. I could pick that one out of a lineup blindfolded no problem.
 

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God damn Reeses Puffs are so good. Without fail, I plan on just having a bowl and end up eating the entire box because they're so addicting.
 

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God damn Reeses Puffs are so good. Without fail, I plan on just having a bowl and end up eating the entire box because they're so addicting.
I do this with cocoa puffs from time to time, can't stand the taste of peanut butter and milk together.
 

McCheese

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That's a stupid idea. First, there wouldn't be nearly enough room in the bag to get enough milk in, so you'd have half a bag of milk with cereal submerged at the bottom and a huge layer of dry cereal at the top. Secondly, it would be very difficult to eat because you'd be digging through the aforementioned dry layer of cereal with your spoon and, unlike in a bowl, you wouldn't have enough space to mix/toss the cereal to get it all coated in milk. Additionally, due to the inability to properly mix and toss the cereal, you'd get a huge amount of soggy, mushy cereal when you finally got yourself down to the bottom of the bag. Finally, if you decided to abandon all civility and just tilt you head back and pour the bag down your throat you'd be hit with an avalanche of dry cereal first, and then a deluge of soggy garbage.

You'd be better off just pouring the entire box and quart of milk into a huge salad or mixing bowl and eating it with a large mixing spoon.
 

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That's a stupid idea. First, there wouldn't be nearly enough room in the bag to get enough milk in, so you'd have half a bag of milk with cereal submerged at the bottom and a huge layer of dry cereal at the top. Secondly, it would be very difficult to eat because you'd be digging through the aforementioned dry layer of cereal with your spoon and, unlike in a bowl, you wouldn't have enough space to mix/toss the cereal to get it all coated in milk. Additionally, due to the inability to properly mix and toss the cereal, you'd get a huge amount of soggy, mushy cereal when you finally got yourself down to the bottom of the bag. Finally, if you decided to abandon all civility and just tilt you head back and pour the bag down your throat you'd be hit with an avalanche of dry cereal first, and then a deluge of soggy garbage.

You'd be better off just pouring the entire box and quart of milk into a huge salad or mixing bowl and eating it with a large mixing spoon.
Not to mention, part of the thrill of eating that much cereal is continually telling yourself that this next bowl will be the last one. Oh but wait, there is still a bunch of milk left, well I better pour some more cereal in! And a little more milk to get the ratio right.

Rinse. Repeat.
 

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Thank you for the concise explanation along with the benefits and issues. I was merely asking as I've never polished off a box of cereal all at once.
 

Jysin

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That's a stupid idea. First, there wouldn't be nearly enough room in the bag to get enough milk in, so you'd have half a bag of milk with cereal submerged at the bottom and a huge layer of dry cereal at the top. Secondly, it would be very difficult to eat because you'd be digging through the aforementioned dry layer of cereal with your spoon and, unlike in a bowl, you wouldn't have enough space to mix/toss the cereal to get it all coated in milk. Additionally, due to the inability to properly mix and toss the cereal, you'd get a huge amount of soggy, mushy cereal when you finally got yourself down to the bottom of the bag. Finally, if you decided to abandon all civility and just tilt you head back and pour the bag down your throat you'd be hit with an avalanche of dry cereal first, and then a deluge of soggy garbage.

You'd be better off just pouring the entire box and quart of milk into a huge salad or mixing bowl and eating it with a large mixing spoon.
I simply read this post as one frustrated McCheese. Sounds like the dude has tried and failed a few times.

Don't accept defeat! Make the bag-o-cereal happen.
 

Vitality

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The fuck you guys talking about, that cereal would get so soggy and gross if you milk bagged it.

You gotta portion it out like a good risotto.

McCheese should invent a cereal dispensing auto-milk combination bowl.

Basically put a self-feed cat feeder up there and a gerbil water drip bottle.... something along those lines.

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Thank you for the concise explanation along with the benefits and issues. I was merely asking as I've never polished off a box of cereal all at once.
Then you don't belong here.

I can't buy cinnamon toast crunch anymore for the reasons stated above.
 

Jysin

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Doesn't help that Cinnamon Toast Crunch boxes are pretty small by comparison. Easy to kill it.
 

Intrinsic

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I used to put Cap'n Crunch on white bread and eat a sandwich. Then they came out with this and my life changed.
 

Vitality

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That shit cuts the roof of my mouth like glass man... idk about cpn crunch

Definitely not a whole box in one sitting cereal.
 

Noodleface

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Then you don't belong here.

I can't buy cinnamon toast crunch anymore for the reasons stated above.
Bro I do belong, I just don't like cereal that much.

If it makes you feel any better one time I made 5 pounds of mashed potatoes and ate it in one night.

Can I stay?