The Fast Food Thread

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Tenks

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I'm too distracted at chipotle to figure out how to fold a burrito wondering how the staff will ever get a better job with their 5 inch gauges and 100s of visible tattoos
 
Alex

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Meh, tattoos aren't really a thing that hinders employment anymore. I work with multiple people who have full sleeves. Others have facial piercings. No gauges though.
 
BrutulTM

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This is probably true if you're in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, maybe LA. In the rest of America it's probably going to be an issue if not a deal breaker.
 
Fifey

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As long as you don't have hand or neck tattoos, no one will ever know assuming you don't dress like an idiot. I have plenty of friends who have real jobs in Arizona that have sleeves or other tattoos.
 
Vitality

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Yo diagram hipsters: That drawing was just a quick-fire shot for the homey who was having trouble.


TBH that's not how burritos in taco-bell or anywhere else in america are folded.

That's how to roll a soft taco (more or less) which are sometimes considered burritos if the tortilla is larger than "Taco sized".

No one likes that extra dense first bite of tortilla in their mouth. Okay!?

Get on my level and roll mushu pork with chopsticks like the diagram.
 
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I love the taste of plain tortillas. The other night I made quesadillas and had 8 left over tortilla, so for lunch the next day I sliced some butter, laid it in the middle of each tortilla, and rolled them up into a cigar shape. Delicious.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
I love the taste of plain tortillas. The other night I made quesadillas and had 8 left over tortilla, so for lunch the next day I sliced some butter, laid it in the middle of each tortilla, and rolled them up into a cigar shape. Delicious.
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Did you have any cinnamon and sugar laying around? You coulda made Sopapillas!

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Adebisi

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So all my life up until this past month, I used to DESPISE Hawaiian pizza.

Now I can't seem to get enough of it.

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
The disease caught you, too? I'm the same way. 2 years ago I would mock you. Now I will drink a beer in solidarity.
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I'm trying to figure out what happened in my life to cause such a major shift in my pizza preference. From utter hate to insane love.
 
Melvin

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It's an STD. People who have had sex are significantly more likely to enjoy pineapple on pizza than people who have never had sex. Fact.

Also, American bacon or Italian sausage are good replacements for Canadian bacon too. Basically any pork works great.
 
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I would never intentionally order pineapple on a pizza, but if someone else does I will eat it without complaint. I guess that just makes me bi-curious?
 
Alex

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Pepperoni, jalapeno, pineapple is one of the greatest topping combinations.
 
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