So I went to Applebee's to try the triple bacon burger. It was a greasy mess. Plus, I ordered lettuce, tomato, onion with it. It arrived without it. I asked the bitch that brought it (different from my server) and she said, and I quote: "It's inside the burger." I sat in silence for second because I couldn't believe what i heard. I said, "the lettuce, tomato, and onion are inside the burger?" She said, "Yes, they chop it up and mix it in the meat." She then walked away.
It was so stupid, but she said it with such conviction that I started to doubt myself. I took a bite, and of course, the only thing in the burger was meat and bacon. I bitched and got $10 off my bill (along with the actual lettuce, tomato, onion).
Final score of Applebee's triple bacon burger: 2/10, would not eat again.