The Fast Food Thread

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lurkingdirk said:
Home grown, good variety tomatoes are the food of the Gods. Get a good beefsteak tomato you grew, cut thick slices, give it plenty of salt, some fresh mozzarella, and plenty of fresh basil and you have a dish for the gods. Also, home grown tomatoes, home made bread, home made goat cheese with basil and salt and pepper is a fucking amazing lunch. Toast the bread, dice the tomatoes with garlic and mozzarella, then put them on the grill for about a minute and you have amazing bruschetta. Store bought tomatoes, especially in the winter, taste like cardboard. When you get fresh, locally grown tomatoes it is a whole different story.
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Tomatoes are great when you doctor the fuck out of them with spices and add a bunch of shit to make them essentially not a tomato!

Wow, what a superfood! Truly a "food of the Gods".
 
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Chanur said:
I have a weird ick with lettuce. If it's not very fresh it grosses me out.
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Lettuce is the #1 killer as far as food-born diseases. See any port a potties in a field? What do you think the lettuce illegal does inbetween grabbing your lettuce heads?

I really avoid lettuce unless I knew where it grew/came from or that it was properly washed. I am growing about two dozen heads of lettuce at any one time.
 
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Kirun said:
Tomatoes are great when you doctor the fuck out of them with spices and add a bunch of shit to make them essentially not a tomato!

Wow, what a superfood! Truly a "food of the Gods".
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Actually, they're great all on their own, too. But, like every food, proper seasoning and cooking makes them better. Is that a new concept to you?
 
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I had these the other day from a gas station. Takis with Worcestershire flavoring...A fucking plus.

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Harshaw said:
It must be me getting old, but I had a tomato sandwich for the first time yesterday and I didn't hate it lol.
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I made one, too. I added some bacon and lettuce to it.

I call it the TBL sandwich. I am a man before my time.
 
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Kirun said:
Tomatoes are great when you doctor the fuck out of them with spices and add a bunch of shit to make them essentially not a tomato!

Wow, what a superfood! Truly a "food of the Gods".
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I liked having tomatoes and mushrooms for breakfast every day when I visited Izo Izo land.
 
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Lanx said:
kind of in line w/ food/drink

i've been using my wifes pink 30oz

this thing is garbage, it doesn't hold cold any better than a styrafoam cup

on a related note i got a zoji carafe
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Zojirushi SH-HC15BM Stainless Vacuum Carafe, 1.5-Liter, Matte Black

been using it everyday, keeps tea hot for over 24hours.

i was using 2 other "basic" metal carafes, they were ok, didn't last more than 8hrs
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Why the hell would you get anything other than OG stanley if you are concerned about long term heat/cold retention.

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I feel like a mutant but I can't get along with Takis. I'm a person that eats a lot of spicy food but they seem to chemical-y to me.
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I actually 100% agree with this. I can and do eat all sorts of garbage, but there is something weird about Takis. Maybe it's whatever they use to get the neon colors? Whatever it is, it's off-putting and I'll take a Doritos Dinamita over a Taki any day.
 
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I actually 100% agree with this. I can and do eat all sorts of garbage, but there is something weird about Takis. Maybe it's whatever they use to get the neon colors? Whatever it is, it's off-putting and I'll take a Doritos Dinamita over a Taki any day.
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Takis is the chip version of going too close to the sun. I'll eat them rarely if they are in front of me, but they really are just excessive. I'm sure I'd be all over them if I was a kid. It's kinda like kid me thinking sugar daddies were the bomb, but now I just get the its so tiresome face at the idea of eating one.
 
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McCheese said:
I actually 100% agree with this. I can and do eat all sorts of garbage, but there is something weird about Takis. Maybe it's whatever they use to get the neon colors? Whatever it is, it's off-putting and I'll take a Doritos Dinamita over a Taki any day.
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Well this simply won't do, we aren't supposed to agree
 
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No idea who the fuck selena gomez is, but her oreos are actually pretty damn good. A
 
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I tried the Dave's Hot Chicken "reaper" chicken yesterday. They make you sign a waiver when you order. I got the combo with 1 tender and one slider. It was definitely hot for a chain restaurant. I like hot stuff and it made my eyes water and my nose run. Even caused some mild stomach discomfort a few hours later. It didn't really taste that great though. I didn't regret it just for the experience but with a drink it cost $16.50 and I don't think I'll be going back.
 
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Takis is the chip version of going too close to the sun. I'll eat them rarely if they are in front of me, but they really are just excessive. I'm sure I'd be all over them if I was a kid. It's kinda like kid me thinking sugar daddies were the bomb, but now I just get the its so tiresome face at the idea of eating one.
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Then you have the Mexican who add more lime and hot sauce to them.
 
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