He puts it up his ass?Remember, Noodle doesn't know how to taste food properly.
That just took me to half-mast.Thoughts on EZ Cheez instead of whipped cream?
But from which state?That just took me to half-mast.
I can vouch for the fresh apple and cheese. Good combo.I don't know about apple pies, because I think cooked apple is an abomination. But fresh apple slices with cheese, pretty much any kind of cheese, are awesome.
I'm assuming you don't like apples that are cooked to mush? Mealy, soft apples before cooking are going to be even worse after cooking. Turn those fuckers into cider. You can still have an apple pie where the apples have some texture.I don't know about apple pies, because I think cooked apple is an abomination. But fresh apple slices with cheese, pretty much any kind of cheese, are awesome.
I placed a curse on you with this:I went to two gas stations this morning after dropping my son off to school, both were sold out of honey buns.
Whatever powers are working against me, they shall not prevail.