The Fast Food Thread

BrutulTM

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They are building a Popeye's in Billings MT. I believe it will be the only one in the state. 200 miles away but I will find a way to eat there at least once a year.
 
Gravy

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I drove by a McD's today that had a triple cheeseburger on their sign for $2. When I'm low on sodium, I'll be buying one.
 
Noodleface

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I had the triple cheeseburger from there and it was sort of disgusting because the bun was all soggy. Immediately made me shit a literal brick in the toilet and I felt ill for 2 days.

10/10 would eat again when constipated
 
Mures

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Krassus_sl said:
Do you not have Churchs Chicken in your area? Honey butter biscuits and chicken that's seasoned.
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I haven't been to church's since they became just as expensive as popeye's, but I do remember them having some balling honey covered biscuits.
 
OU Ariakas

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You have not lived until you've heard Texas accents order Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits. It sounds like a pet name you call a mistress.
 
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Bacon Habanero Ranch Quarter Pounder from McD's is delicious. The sauce is genuinely spicy, which I find is a rarity among fast food places. They tend to advertise something as spicy, but it's barely mildly hot. This, however, had a nice burn to it and I found myself getting up to grab some napkins to blow my nose.
 
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Yeah, I had one of those a couple weeks ago. Was very good for McD's.
 
OU Ariakas

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Just had two Jalape?o McDoubles for lunch. Shit was all the way live. Will go back for more.
 
Hekotat

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Now I feel self conscious about ordering Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits...


All the way live, lmfao.
 
Vaclav

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I saw his Home Depot receipt when he took it out of the toilet and took it in claiming he had bought too many. He meant literal.
 
Noodleface

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OUAriakas_sl said:
Nah, it's great, like hearing someone from Boston say Harvard.
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I live around here and I can't stand the MA accent.. although I find the RI accent even worse. The RI people just sound like fuckin' mongoloids.

If you guys ever catch me on vent sometimes I have a MA accent, or so I've been told.

I ordered Burger King last night and the dude at the window asked me if I wanted ketchup, I said no because I'm not a pussy and he shoved a handful in the bag. Then he kept putting handfuls in, up to 3. I had like 30 ketchup packets in my bag. He was tattooed and had a lisp so I just let him do what he wanted.

edit: of course, I did not shit a literal brick. But I think I heard my toilet crack from the dead weight dropping.
 
Fifey

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Just be happy you got sauces, every time I order a large fry st McDs I get like two ketchup packets, fuckers are stingy.
 
Kirun

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fifey_sl said:
Just be happy you got sauces, every time I order a large fry st McDs I get like two ketchup packets, fuckers are stingy.
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Who the hell gets ketchup packets for their fries? There's a reason they sell large plastic containers of that shit in grocery stores. Ripping open each individual packet, with only enough ketchup to cover 5 fries for your efforts? Ain't nobody got time for dat..
 
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