The Fast Food Thread

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You guys keep seeing dicks when you look at a hot dog, it's not the hot dog's fault. They've been shaped the same forever.

Stop fighting it and go suck a dick already, you ether get it out of your system or you love it and become an insatiable dicksucker. It's OK with us, the Fast Food Thread takes all kinds.
 
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I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast.

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Malakriss_sl said:
"UPDATE: Apparently this item is only available in the Philippines. For now. That doesn't make it any less American."

Don't worry, they'll add bacon before it gets here.
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Figures.. I am Filipino and don't get on board with some of their food decisions. They sell spaghetti that is noodles, hot dogs, and ketchup. Also they eat ice cream on hamburger buns.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
I really enjoy the new McDonalds commercials where it shows the worker carefully cracking a fresh egg and emptying it into the little disk-shaped thing on the griddle and cooking the egg.

Totally believable that they make their eggs like that.
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I haven't worked at McDonald's personally but it's my understanding that that is exactly how they make their eggs. What's so unbelievable about it?
 
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I think it's more believable that they're done like that in a factory setting and just reheated in house is his theory. But that's definitely the way you'd make them like that in a home setting.

[And now that I'm thinking about it, I think it would be my theory as well, never seen egg crates en masse by their garbage ever - not that I'm a frequent patron - but with how many people get a McD's breakfast you'd expect to see some, just like any other breakfast restaurant)
 
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I have personally seen them do the egg thing on the line. The only thing is that they are still made ahead of time.
 
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Mist_sl said:
That's a thing in the American midwest too, or it used to be.
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I've lived in corn country Indiana most of my life, never seen it around here. But it could be. I just know it was completely foreign and disgusting to me when it was offered when i was in Manila. lol
 
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BrutulTM_sl said:
I haven't worked at McDonald's personally but it's my understanding that that is exactly how they make their eggs. What's so unbelievable about it?
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With patty's coming in frozen, everything coming in pre-prepared packaging, I assumed they wouldn't let 16 year old kids handle raw food in a fast food setting.
 
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I don't think spaghetti, hot dogs, and ketchup is a "thing" anywhere I have ever been in the midwest, but it may have been served in a trailer house or two at some point. When it comes down to it it's just a hot dog with a traditional condiment and a different kind of carb but it does sound sort of gross.
 
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Harshaw_sl said:
Figures.. I am Filipino and don't get on board with some of their food decisions. They sell spaghetti that is noodles, hot dogs, and ketchup. Also they eat ice cream on hamburger buns.
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My wife is Filipino and I am Italian, some of their food crushes my soul. Isn't it some weird ketchup that doesn't even have tomatoes? Needless to say I enjoyed balut more than the spaghetti.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
Pasta with ketchup is basically Hitler on a plate.
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They call it Mc Spaghetti at the McDonalds in the philippenes and it has banana ketchup in it. A bowling practice buddy of mine brings it in once in a while with ground beef instead of hotdogs. It's actually really good.

I guess it's just called Filipino Spaghetti, can't find the name in tagalog.

The ketchup/meat tastes a lot like something you'd have on a sloppy joe.
 
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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
My wife is Filipino and I am Italian, some of their food crushes my soul. Isn't it some weird ketchup that doesn't even have tomatoes? Needless to say I enjoyed balut more than the spaghetti.
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Yeah, they have that banana ketchup. Source: My girlfriend is a Filipino as well. And I'm Italian. This is getting weird, Zyyz.
 
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Fun fact: originally, ketchup didn't involve tomatoes at all, and was instead made with a variety ingredients such as fish, mushrooms, and spices. Tomato ketchup was pioneered and made popular by Americans. I was taking an exam once where you have to read some of those academic passages and answer questions, and one of them was all about the history of ketchup. It was really interesting.
 
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