The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

Khane_sl said:

maybe you just have a way bigger dick than me

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I'm sure I do, but still, unlubed sphincter just seems to physically preclude ease of entry.

^ This fuckin' guy.

I mean...you are the one who came out and said you have a small penis.

I said "maybe". What a buncha nerds.

Khane_sl said:

I said "maybe". What a buncha nerds.

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I may have a small dick, but at least I'm ugly.

Holy shit what.
No. The ass is not self-lubricating. No.
What.
No. Jesus.

Yeah bro, it's just like porn right. Slap a clammy one on there and go to town.

There's a reason a lot of women cringe when anal even gets mentioned. Don't imagine it hasanythingto do with prior experiences with dudes that think things like "spit'll take care of it" and " the female body self lubricates pretty well, including the butt."

Zaara_sl said:

Yeah bro, it's just like porn right. Slap a clammy one on there and go to town.

There's a reason a lot of women cringe when anal even gets mentioned. Don't imagine it hasanythingto do with prior experiences with dudes that think things like "spit'll take care of it" and " the female body self lubricates pretty well, including the butt."

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You're wrong Zaara. It produces lubrication both during sex (and during arousal, if the body is used to it) and when actually taking a shit to help pass the log. You can look it up. It's actual science. If you think it doesn't you're pretty fucking stupid.

Maybe, but not to the degree like a wet vag. I mean come on man, there's a reason lube is such a prevalent part of anal.

You can take it personally as much as you want dude, but the fact still remains that if you're doing it dry either a) your GF has a gaping ass or b) you're coming up short in the girth/length department.

My current partners vag is like niagra, but when we do anal I still need to use a little KY to get started. Maybe she has a dry sphincter.

Zaara_sl said:

You can take it personally as much as you want dude, but the fact still remains that if you're doing it dry either a) your GF has a gaping ass or b) you're coming up short in the girth/length department.

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All we need is a little saliva to get it started and then it takes care of itself after that.

Some women won't lubricate nearly as much as others, just like some women's vaginas get way wetter than other women. But you think what you want about my dick, it's nice to know I'm on your mind.

It's funny you willfully ignore the fact that I already stated you can't just stick it in, you need to lube up most of the time, but some women just don't require it.

Khane_sl said:

A lot of you guys must have dated some prude, uptight women. I can't even count how many times I've been asked by a woman to put it in her butt.

Here's the real question though cabbit, was she into anal when the two of you were together? Or is that a new development?

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Not at all. Maybe a little bit of rimming but she stopped me when I tried to sneak a finger in there. Definitely a "maybe he'll like me again if I give up the ass" ploy.

More likely she got fucked in the ass by some other dude(s) and realized she loved it. But don't let that bother you because who the fuck cares, you're gettin some ass play.

I really couldn't care. We had a threesome (the cool kind) in our first month of dating. I'm smart enough to know that's a red flag right off the bat so I didn't get too emotionally invested. She did however. Stuff like dropping the L bomb and asking if she could move with me. I just wanted casual dating and her dominating behavior just built up over time. I remember trying to explain some pretty serious life changing stuff that I was experiencing at the time and she cut me off literally mid sentence to talk about how some idiot she works with made some jewelry wrong and her boss thought that she did it and blah blah blah. I just started staring at the wall while she was talking.

Jx3_sl said:

Best advice I ever got from this thread was don't do Arena with a chick your fucking. Sutekh was the one who said if im not mistaken.

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Yeah that was me. That was definitely me haha.

The world record for anal was achieved without lube (101 guys). Once the muscle is used to it, it'll loosen up enough on its own that a lot of lube isn't needed. Spit, vaginal fluids (either on the penis or dripping out), sweat, wearing a condom, smegma, etc., will be enough to deal with any friction. Obviously if it a girl's first time, different rules apply. But if a girl loves anal... chances are she has reached a point, either via repeated experience or via self-insertion of fingers/toys, that the muscle can be relaxed and stretched consciously and it isn't an issue.

Sutekh_sl said:

That was the running joke. Everyone thought I was a teenager.

Time to ruin the mysticism. I'm really 6.5.

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Are we talking a 1-10 scale of looks or measurements of genetalia?