The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

Big Phoenix post here bro

Is there a service where I can just pay someone to find dates and set them up for me?

Swiping is too much work. Especially when I have the money to pay someone to do this grunt work.

Foler said:

Swiping is too much work. Especially when I have the money to pay someone to do this grunt work.

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That's why you just swipe right on fucking everything for your daily max and then just filter from there. Checking Tinder, Bumble, etc. should take you 5 mins max.

Foler said:

Wish I did Asians. Had to pass on this one.

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Do you pass on Asians because their cocks are huge compared to yours?

Blazin said:

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Love it but I’m dating for marriage not to fuck random women - thus I’m actually picky.

Foler said:

Is there a service where I can just pay someone to find dates and set them up for me?

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Pretty sure match makers are still a thing.

Kirun said:

That's why you just swipe right on fucking everything for your daily max and then just filter from there. Checking Tinder, Bumble, etc. should take you 5 mins max.

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Nah, I’d match with hundred of women and it would suck filtering. I already have to clean out 50+ Women from my swiped right on me queue every other day on one app.

Koushirou said:

Pretty sure match makers are still a thing.

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I’d pay good money if someone could make it happen. I’ve expanded my search to pretty much within 200 miles but open to further.

Foler said:

not to fuck random women - thus I’m actually picky.

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That's your problem.

Filters are complete aids. Also like 88% of all women are overweight/fat

Kirun said:

That's your problem.

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How long have you and your girl been dating? You gonna lock that shit down with a ring?

Ffs why do they all have shitty tattoos? Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari? (No you wouldn’t, I sure don’t)

I want to make a dating app that doesn’t allow black or fat women on it

Oooof, filters couldn’t even fix this one.

Foler said:

How long have you and your girl been dating? You gonna lock that shit down with a ring?

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I will never tie my financial future to the whims of the female mind. I never tie myself to something I can't just simply walk away from. We've been dating since August of 2017.

I do miss being a whore at times though. Even though it was sometimes a PITA to maintain all the different dates, names, swipping, etc.

Kirun said:

I will never tie my financial future to the whims of the female mind. I never tie myself to something I can't just simply walk away from. We've been dating since August of 2017.

I do miss being a whore at times though. Even though it was sometimes a PITA to maintain all the different dates, names, swipping, etc.

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Sounds like you don’t have the confidence that you could have a successful marriage. True Chad’s be Trad’s and lock that shit down for life - they have no fear of divorce because it’ll never happen.

Foler said:

Sounds like you don’t have the confidence that you could have a successful marriage. True Chad’s be Trad’s and lock that shit down for life - they have no fear of divorce because it’ll never happen.

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No, the cost/benefit analysis of marriage is totally retarded to enter into. What do I stand to gain? Minor tax breaks and insurance rates? And what do I stand to lose? Half of everything I've ever worked for, even prior to KNOWING, let alone dating my potential wife?

"Risk 1 million dollars to potentially gain 10 dollars!" - That's essentially what marriage proposes.