The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Edaw
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I gave up trying to be the relationship guy on dating sites. Just say "Tonight I plan to smoke a little, drink a little and fuck a lot. Let me know if your interested." That pulls in a few a day to choose from and you skip all the bullshit. And don't limit yourself to messaging skanks, you'd be surprised at the number of "pure" women who jump on that shit. Go full Archer or go home.
Johnny53
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this time she gives me $40 to hold for her, so when i stop in the morning, if she needs money for her drugs, i have some to give her, now the reason she did this is because her live-in gets mad when she sees me and doesn't come back with money, and she knows that i am not giving her any more money, so she wants to keep seeing me without him getting mad,
also tonight i pick-up my new 2014 mazda 6, black with black interior, i don't think i should roll thru Camden in that ride
for those who speculate on my appearance.....5'-10 165 lbs ( not morbidly obese )
So... how did you two meet?weekly hooker update.....so last night after work i stopped to see kristen, she could only see me for a few minutes as she was between dates,
this time she gives me $40 to hold for her, so when i stop in the morning, if she needs money for her drugs, i have some to give her, now the reason she did this is because her live-in gets mad when she sees me and doesn't come back with money, and she knows that i am not giving her any more money, so she wants to keep seeing me without him getting mad,
also tonight i pick-up my new 2014 mazda 6, black with black interior, i don't think i should roll thru Camden in that ride
for those who speculate on my appearance.....5'-10 165 lbs ( not morbidly obese )
Famm
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Johnny53
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Soygen
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Eomer
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Depends on when someone was born. I think for boomers it might be a bit shorter, for X'rs it's around 5'9"-10" or so in North America. It's gradually going up due to better nutrition and possibly selective pressures.
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Aaron
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This sounds like the plot for a movie. An x-rated movie. Starring Ron Jeremy as Johnny49, Sasha Grey as Kristin and some midget porn star as Johnny49's wife! I'd pay to see that!
Hahahhaa... just kidding, who pays for porn? But I'd definitely torrent it.
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Advise bros,
Met up with this chick the other night, went to a restaurant chatted it up things went well
took her to a bar got her drunk, started making out, went back to her place
Obviously pushed to bang her, she let me feel up her tits and stuff, pushed her up against her door, and started going to work but she kinda pushed me off a little, said if I kept going I would end up starting something.
Told her we didn't have to do anything she didn't wanna, she was like "wanting it and getting it are two different things" ... I was like "ok that's cool I'm patient"
Eventually left her place and was talking to her the next day, and sounded like she wanted to meet up but then I guess one of her friends wanted to go out with her
I was like fine just let me know either way
she's like "haha yesir will do" but never get's back to me
Sent her a one or two word text day after "Hello?" or somethin'
That was Sat and it's Thurs bros...I'm not use to someone I thought was into me just completely blowing me off...but I'm at the point where I want to see her again...but like I don't think I should be initiating shit right? Because it's on her now
you know?
I dunno do I bother sending her anymore than one message, is she playing hard to get, did she bang some other dude and move on or something, da fuck bros?
Met up with this chick the other night, went to a restaurant chatted it up things went well
took her to a bar got her drunk, started making out, went back to her place
Obviously pushed to bang her, she let me feel up her tits and stuff, pushed her up against her door, and started going to work but she kinda pushed me off a little, said if I kept going I would end up starting something.
Told her we didn't have to do anything she didn't wanna, she was like "wanting it and getting it are two different things" ... I was like "ok that's cool I'm patient"
Eventually left her place and was talking to her the next day, and sounded like she wanted to meet up but then I guess one of her friends wanted to go out with her
I was like fine just let me know either way
she's like "haha yesir will do" but never get's back to me
Sent her a one or two word text day after "Hello?" or somethin'
That was Sat and it's Thurs bros...I'm not use to someone I thought was into me just completely blowing me off...but I'm at the point where I want to see her again...but like I don't think I should be initiating shit right? Because it's on her now
you know?
I dunno do I bother sending her anymore than one message, is she playing hard to get, did she bang some other dude and move on or something, da fuck bros?
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If she wanted to see you she would make time. Also, your time is worth more to you than being at the disposal of someone flaky. Just go meet the next one.
Pigbenis
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You already know what you need to do. If you chase her to hard you lose if she doesn't contact you back you lose. The only winning move is not to play.