The Odyssey (2026)

Aldarion

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kiss of death.

The Gunslinger Principle states that when they ignore the source material in casting its 100% guarantee they're going to ignore the source material in every other part of the film.

If this thing's Athena, its a surefire sign for how this movie will go
  • Odysseus was actually the villain and the Trojans were the good guys all along
  • Penelope secretly loved the suitors and resented Odysseus' return
  • Circe and Calypso are girl bosses who actually won the Trojan War
  • The Cyclops was misunderstood and Odysseus crew treated him bad because white supremacy
  • The sirens were actually trying to warn ships about climate change
  • The entire journey was actually a dream sequence
 
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Siliconemelons

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fake and gay

hope my people have balls enough to rail against it....

but seeing how fake and gay my big fat greek wedding 3 was and they still loved it... I hold no hope for my people.
 
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DickTrickle

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That seems like a super reputable source.

And if you actually go to that website and look up Lupita, there's no articles about this. Even if there had been, I'm sure some website with articles only written by Indians is likely to get a world first scoop on this.

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DickTrickle

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I don't know whether that's a joke that you're posting it, but the source for that AI slop is just a speculative paragraph about casting.
 

Bald Brah

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I don't know whether that's a joke that you're posting it, but the source for that AI slop is just a speculative paragraph about casting.

Which casting are you doubting? Fat Matt is the greek hero. Tiny Tom Holland is the son. Robert Pattinson is the shiny bat vampire of Achilles. And a couple ugly black chicks are playing the beautiful greek goddesses.
 

DickTrickle

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Which casting are you doubting? Fat Matt is the greek hero. Tiny Tom Holland is the son. Robert Pattinson is the shiny bat vampire of Achilles. And a couple ugly black chicks are playing the beautiful greek goddesses.
That may turn up true, I won't deny that, but it's not reported anywhere by any source that is reputable. You just took the AI slop as true when even the source it's using isn't saying that. Two people have posted casting information where the sources don't back up what the tweet or AI claimed...