The Odyssey (2026)

Aldarion

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nu_11 said:
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kiss of death.

The Gunslinger Principle states that when they ignore the source material in casting its 100% guarantee they're going to ignore the source material in every other part of the film.

If this thing's Athena, its a surefire sign for how this movie will go
  • Odysseus was actually the villain and the Trojans were the good guys all along
  • Penelope secretly loved the suitors and resented Odysseus' return
  • Circe and Calypso are girl bosses who actually won the Trojan War
  • The Cyclops was misunderstood and Odysseus crew treated him bad because white supremacy
  • The sirens were actually trying to warn ships about climate change
  • The entire journey was actually a dream sequence
 
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Siliconemelons

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fake and gay

hope my people have balls enough to rail against it....

but seeing how fake and gay my big fat greek wedding 3 was and they still loved it... I hold no hope for my people.
 
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DickTrickle

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That seems like a super reputable source.

And if you actually go to that website and look up Lupita, there's no articles about this. Even if there had been, I'm sure some website with articles only written by Indians is likely to get a world first scoop on this.

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DickTrickle

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I don't know whether that's a joke that you're posting it, but the source for that AI slop is just a speculative paragraph about casting.
 
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DickTrickle said:
I don't know whether that's a joke that you're posting it, but the source for that AI slop is just a speculative paragraph about casting.
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Which casting are you doubting? Fat Matt is the greek hero. Tiny Tom Holland is the son. Robert Pattinson is the shiny bat vampire of Achilles. And a couple ugly black chicks are playing the beautiful greek goddesses.
 
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Bald Brah said:
Which casting are you doubting? Fat Matt is the greek hero. Tiny Tom Holland is the son. Robert Pattinson is the shiny bat vampire of Achilles. And a couple ugly black chicks are playing the beautiful greek goddesses.
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That may turn up true, I won't deny that, but it's not reported anywhere by any source that is reputable. You just took the AI slop as true when even the source it's using isn't saying that. Two people have posted casting information where the sources don't back up what the tweet or AI claimed...
 
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reddit has a teaser trailer leak, probably out july 4th at a sports event. not much but it looks like what you'd expect from a Nolan movie

 
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Juvarisx said:
Damn missed it. Its supposed to be a teaser before the new Jurassic Park film.

Found it

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We're supposed to believe Shane from Walking dead is an ancient Greek? Don't they know you're supposed to cast british actors to play Greeks since they sound less familiar to American audiences? He sounds like Shane from Walking dead.

Casting in this is ass. Just like Tenet. I smell a turd.
 
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Siliconemelons said:
fake and gay

hope my people have balls enough to rail against it....

but seeing how fake and gay my big fat greek wedding 3 was and they still loved it... I hold no hope for my people.
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Greeks liked MBFGW3??? I saw the pre view where the Dad was cremated and figured it would be a woke mess like number 2. Walked out of that one at the wedding scene and all the women were bitvhing about marriage. So I thankfully missed the whole gay, “he looks Greek” or whatever Bitch was woke years ago and she just got worse

This is going to be a “loosely based on” at best I have no confidence they will go with the original story, way too much testosterone and not enough ghurl powa
 
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Greeks liked MBFGW3??? I saw the pre view where the Dad was cremated and figured it would be a woke mess like number 2. Walked out of that one at the wedding scene and all the women were bitvhing about marriage. So I thankfully missed the whole gay, “he looks Greek” or whatever Bitch was woke years ago and she just got worse

This is going to be a “loosely based on” at best I have no confidence they will go with the original story, way too much testosterone and not enough ghurl powa
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Wedding 3 was essentially homeland Greeks admit all the “good” Greeks that were willing to work grow and advance left for America - and the Greeks left need to take in refugees from brown town and let them take over Greece.

They were so close to “American Greeks! Come back home!” At the end… but no. Be hippy gay lesbian Greeks and promote stupid party culture and wonder why there is not a generation to continue? Oh get the refugees!

The “wedding” in 3 was not even a GREEK wedding…
 
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