The Odyssey (2026)

Gutterflesh

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Unfortunately based on the casting and Nolan's retarded justification for said casting I'm going to preemptively rate this as dog shit, but if just a handful of people on this forum claim nope this is an incredible movie then I'll give it a watch, adjust my rating and even publicly eat crow if I turn out to be wrong.

However if the speculation about Paige actually being Achilles turns out to be true? Then there is no fucking way I'm ever watching this and anyone claiming it's a good movie is a fucking retard.
 
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Rabbit_Games

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I'm so "Shut this shit down" at this point, I wouldn't even Pirate it if every motherfucker here said it was awesome.
 
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Mandriana

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Adebisi said:
Half Star rating and it's not out yet?

Cmon guys.
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If I am being served shit, I don't have to eat it to know I am being served shit.

If you want me to pay money to see a movie of "The Odyssey" then make a movie about "The Odyssey.". Not a movie of freshly ass squeezed faggot shit.

If you want to pay money for a serving of shit, have at it.
 
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Quaid

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Let me guess - Odysseus will be a morally ambiguous character that will leave the viewer questioning their notion of what a hero truly is. It'll shift messaging away from Homeric values of duty and pragmatism, and reframe the ethical choices of the text in a modern context. Real attention will be given to just how much agency and strength Bronze Age slave women actually had.

Fuck yeah.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Quaid said:
Let me guess - Odysseus will be a morally ambiguous character that will leave the viewer questioning their notion of what a hero truly is. It'll shift messaging away from Homeric values of duty and pragmatism, and reframe the ethical choices of the text in a modern context. Real attention will be given to just how much agency and strength Bronze Age slave women actually had.

Fuck yeah
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